WTF??? is the thought that crossed my mind! so im hand washing my car at a carwash, and i see a very attractive black woman with her man drying their car. she walks past and looks at me and keeps walking... so as im drying my car, she returns and stops me and asks "do you have a cigarett i can borrow" i dont smoke so i said (exactly like this) "na i dont, sorry" she then snaps back "ITS CAUSE IM BLACK ISNT IT?" i couldnt even think to say "no its not" little did she know i was checkin her out 10 mins before i guess.. only in CA. never happened back in philly where im from.. weird

 

ummm, ok - she was proably jealous that your scion was a better car than her bf's! lol

 

Only appropriate response: "You're black? I just thought you were hot!"

 

correct response is " i'm sorry, i didn't know b!+&h came in colors"

 

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MEDICAL MARIJUANA

 

Yep it comes in all colors

 

First of all, how do you borrow a ciggarette?



-THE DON

 

 

I'm with the Don. If I smoked and someone asked to "borrow" a cirgarette, I'd prolly just say they can have it and keep it. Rather not get it back from them when they're done

 

 

Yea you should've been like yea you can borrow it , just dont smoke it.

 

Dammit, you beat me! But its not quantity, its quality. you can surely tell my laughs were more sincere!
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CHEVROLET IMPALA SPECIFICATIONS

 

Isn't this an Ali G quote?

 

wow, talk about someone living in the 1800s....

to me, that is the only racism in the world..... the self inposed kind.....

 

I am disgusted when I see that kind of attitude.

There has to be a word for that: when something doesn't go your way, you immediately fall back to "It's because I'm BLACK/WHITE/ASIAN/HISPANIC/etc" and blame racism for something that just happens to everyone.

I didn't get into this college..... oh, it's because I'm white and they want more minorites!!
I didn't get that raise last month........... it's because I'm black!!
I got pulled over last night because I drive a hooked up import and ..........I'm asian!!!

I wish people would stop using their color as a crutch.

 

It's kind of like borrowing a condom.

 

At least they will throw the condom away when they are done with it.