OH! Snap!!!

 

No...you don't ingest or take a pill with the scum in it. They just used the pond scum as a 'guinea pig' to see if it would in fact keep them from moving.

 

I thought stuff grew better in pond scum.

 

Maybe....but you shouldnt do the dew in it!

 

Sorry...this is the only place I could find the darn article that you didn't need to subscribe to the website:
Click Here

 

new scum pill just may be the trick!

 

I'd rather just get snipped and stop that ____ right at the source. Just gotta find a doc that doesn't think I'm "just in a phase" and will want kids on the future. I hate when people treat me like a child... (shakes fist like old man) Then again, I already know how to do the operation and have the supplies, I just need to get an electric cauterizer...

 

It's called a soldering gun.

 

i just imagined what it would be like to test that drug out.

"here, take this pill and go have unprotected intercourse and see if the woman gets pregnant.

 

Hmm, I wonder which kind of solder and flax I should use...

 

Doctor..... "the pill is a sucess!"
Test subject.... "Yeah, but now I have this ich"
Doctor...... "Should have worn a condom....dumbass!"

 

^yeah seriously. I'd still be using those even if I did get the operation. I'm no dumbass.

 

I don't like the getting snipped part. Most of my friends have done it with no effect on the feeling. But 2 friends have done it and had ...negative effects.

 

They need to put whatever is in this pill into cheap beer, for the good of me (the cheap beer drinker) and all of the terrible mistakes made over a case of cheap beer.

 

like what?

 

They need to put whatever is in this pill into cheap beer, for the good of me (the cheap beer drinker) and all of the terrible mistakes made over a case of cheap beer.

 

The ideal situation for this would be for people in commited relationships that aren't ready to concieve. She can mix it in with his coffee, eggs, or whatever every morning. ;)

Seriously tho, not just couples that don't want kids, what about couples who just gave birth? Not healthy to get knocked up right away, and there are a lot of women that can't take the pill (personally I think those women should allow their man to pick another hole, but that's another story altogether ;))

 

i love when someone's writing puts vivid images into my mind, good work!

 

One lost all interest, And it used to be the only thing he talked about. The other said the Finish wasn't as good as it used to be.
Everyone else I talked to about it said they didn't notice anything after it was done.

How can I say this....
I'm a big shooter and I don't want to mess with the trigger.

 

When the time tested pull, spray, pray, or just be ___ does not work . . .