I got this random email, those of you that know me, know I enjoy vodka (but only the good stuff) now I have reasons to add more to my liquor cabinet (sorry uber bored at work)

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The stuff dissolves adhesive
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.
3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.
4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting
5. Spray vodka on wine stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry
6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores
7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair
8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka and spray bees or wasps to kill them.
9 Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.
10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains
11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.
12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
13 Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting
14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.
15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

 

and how many of these have you tried?

 

yeah right and waste the good stuff i have???? if I tried these it would be H.R.D all the way (which is the cheapest vodka you can get in OR)

 

O come on Grey goose will definately work better than H.R.D

 

i think I would cry if I watched my vodka go down the drain....

 

Read #15..............that is wasting it at all.......lol it would be like killing 2 birds with one stone....swish it around ur mouth for a bit till the tooth gets numb then swallow for a drunken affect .....haha

 

lol so true! you should see my mom's responses to all the lines.. here's my fave

 

The mayonnaise jar just leaves a bad taste in my mouth....i keep thinkin "hmmm....mayo flavored vodka???" but then my gag reflex kikcs in an I wanna vomit.....

I also would much rather use vodka to cure a jellyfish sting than urine....ever see that episode of friends

 

I'd use a clean mason jar... but chris insists on making bacon infused vodka! NASTY!!!

and those were my thoughts when I read that, way rather use my grey goose then have someone pee on me.. EW

 

Ok I like my Vodka too. Here is what they found on MYTHBUSTERS:
http://kwc.org/mythbusters/2006/04/e...d_up_vo_1.htmlunofficial site though- but it is their findings on a couple of the items you listed

 

Pork an vodka??? um ewwwww fruit yes.. but pork??

 

i know thats what I tried telling him.. the 2 DO NOT belong!!!! oh well he's a boy what does he know!

 

Hey if he wants to do it let him be the one to test it.....if he vomits that's his own fault an he won't get any sympathy....loo

 

didn't think about that.. that would be funny.. gross but funny

 

OMG it would be hilarious...but then you would have the best opportunity to say TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love to do that to Mike....

 

you know i haven't had the chance to do that yet.. thats it i'm buying him a bottle of the cheap 'ish to try it...

 

sickness!!!

gotta try that

 

cooked bacon i hope lmao..
sounds ok...i would try it..
good for breakfast at least!
and chapa told me stoli's works good on hemmroids too..
jk...

 

Ummm just a tip....save thew vodka for your drinking. Use reg alcohol from the store that's under $1 for all the things listed.

 

ewwwwwwwwwww