MUGG SHOTTS
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From: Miami, FL
HOLEY CRAP! WHAT YOU DOIN' ZACH???
For the love of life we sure do hope
your fuse is longer than that mortar
or you'll pound the Jesus out of Orlandar
and sorter likely, prolly
kill yourself! So DON'T
go off half-cocked, oh gawdd, man.
We need you here on earth to live
and work towards some higher plan.
"So, aim it for San Francisco, won't you?"
exhorts the Reverend BillyBob Bamer
of Carencro, Louisiana
This is one damn serious threat.
A Zach Attack cancels all bets.
It might just mean the End of the Worrrrld.
(Refundable if he'll just hit some girl).
" JANELLE!! Wherefore art thou,
my Janelle ?"
Oh crap again! He's aimng that high,
will shoot white Dewey* to the Phillipines!
* Admiral Dewey, commander of the Great White Fleet, Manila Bay, 1898
For the love of life we sure do hope
your fuse is longer than that mortar
or you'll pound the Jesus out of Orlandar
and sorter likely, prolly
kill yourself! So DON'T
go off half-cocked, oh gawdd, man.
We need you here on earth to live
and work towards some higher plan.
"So, aim it for San Francisco, won't you?"
exhorts the Reverend BillyBob Bamer
of Carencro, Louisiana
This is one damn serious threat.
A Zach Attack cancels all bets.
It might just mean the End of the Worrrrld.
(Refundable if he'll just hit some girl).
" JANELLE!! Wherefore art thou,
my Janelle ?"Oh crap again! He's aimng that high,
will shoot white Dewey* to the Phillipines!
* Admiral Dewey, commander of the Great White Fleet, Manila Bay, 1898
I kid, I kid
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Originally Posted by Kaeon
here are some pretty recent pics of me..
moved by author to Off Topic
GO HERE TO APPLY: https://www.scionlife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=95375
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cleared, we've moved the Kaption Kontest so the whole world will see it and join in the fun.
https://www.scionlife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=95375
https://www.scionlife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=95375
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Originally Posted by SciFly
Origin of a Species
There was a very long ago
and long since departed dodo.
And it was not the great-sire of
our small bird hnefrodo.
There was a very long ago
and long since faded picture.
And it was not a polaroid
of these two in nude mixture.
There was a very Longo-go,
long since shrunken peter.
And that is not re-le-vant here
so you won't meet that heater.
There was a very very old,
a song bird, phat like Jabba.
And he speaks now, he now he speaks
to compliment this black haired streak
who practices to make perfect
the evil of his day stay nights,
cos by procreating, hnrfrodo
won't end scion-less,
sighs dodo
(sci)
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From: between DC and Baltimore
Originally Posted by XB_BOY_2005
dont even start with the bam margera comments, i strongley dislike Bam margera. He stole the heartagram from the band HIM, and i love HIM, hence the tattoo.
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From: Brooklyn Park, MN
But you have the same tattoo that Bam has?(I know Valo has it) Are you going to say that you had it first?
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From: Miami, FL
Originally Posted by SirScion
Here is a new one of me, and some creep* walking by posing in the picture. OH, im the one on the cart.
"I'm rillly free for ten bucks per pop"
"Me? I'm Pops. I got mobility with my FREE RASCAL SCOOTER. Call today"
I want one too! This model. Write now, Come stripped!!
Batteries and wits included, fo' sho
and more to this young man:
No Pops and no 'Ho
*guess who-ooo?
