Okay, so this is amazing.
The pill is called Alli, it's an over the counter version of Xenical.

It works by blocking the fat. Where does that fat go though? According to the manufacturer, it pretty much ends up in your pants.

Here are some incredible lines from their site.
"The excess fat that passes out of your body is not harmful. In fact, you may recognize it as something that looks like the oil on top of a pizza."

"If you’re getting ready to travel or attend a social event, hold off on starting with alli until the event is over."

“You may feel an urgent need to go to the bathroom. Until you have a sense of any treatment effects, it’s probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work.”

Really?!?! So yea. If you wanna lose some weight, along with your social life, and half of your underwear pick it up.

http://angryaussie.wordpress.com/200...y-side-effect/

 

I'd crap my pants to lose some weight.

 

Maybe they should include a coupon for a pack of Depends.

 

Matt a, we miss you. You know how to find us!

 

Wait...so there is a pill that makes you dooo what most men already doo

 

exactly!

 

My GF works at Walgreens and she said that they cant keep this stuff on the shelves...They sell out everytime the stock up the first day

 

^ That's pretty gross...
wear dark pants to work??? They tell you that the results of taking it are pretty much catastrophic.
If there's one thing I never want to lose control over, it's the brown-eye.

Could you imagine some unsuspecting fool taking it before a road trip? Or someone at the beach? Or a cheerleader during practice?

 

"Like ..OMG...I only wiegh 90 lbs..I better take another pill before the big game"

*Forms pyramid only to upset the other cheerleaders supporting her*

 

Hey! Is that pizza grease coming out of your butt!?

It's just so wrong.

 

There is this place around the corner from me called Brothers Pizza...its were Houston goes to get a real NewYork slice of pie.....but man the peperoni is so greesy, if you pick up the pizza it flows off like a water fall......I couldnt imagine eating that Pizza and takin one of those pills

 

I know... it'd pretty much be game over for you.

I would literally have to burn my pants.

 

That just is breathtaking!

 

I'll just stay fat and make skid marks when I choose...


But yeah, my daughter works at a pharmacy and they can't keep this stuff on the shelves....

I'd hate to take it and then start sneezing....

 

The link with the rest of the disclaimers is pretty incredible too.

 

I read them Saturday...amazing....

 

I've been following this for a while, and from what I have read and the reveiws I have heard, it's really not that great a deal.

It will make you lose maybe 10 pounds at most, only blocking about 25% of your fat intake before your body adjusts and you plateau.

Meanwhile, your social life is crap because you're crapping uncontrollably.

 

I just saw this on the Colbert Report. I laughed so hard I almost craped my pants, lmao.

 

I almost want to get some just to see how bad it'll get. I have no shame.

 

I wonder..can you order it online and have UPS deliver it???

What can brown do for you?