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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 09:11 PM
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Nissan Sentra who keeps going down my street (Parkside Dr, Bolingbrook, IL)
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Date: 2009-07-09, 11:34AM CDT


To the silver piece of ____ Nissan Sentra that keeps flying down my street:

- Please dont do 60 mph down my street, for fu*ks sake theres little kids everywhere and you dont need to be going that fast in a 15mph area.

-Your car isn't fast at all, so dont stare at me when you drive by and floor the gas even more. Its a piece of ____, dont think you ____ gold.

-Please get your exhaust leak fixed. Your car sounds like ____ and when you floor it, it sounds just like all the other ricer crap in the area.

-Stop staring at my Toyota Supra and start doing ricer fly-bys. It's not cool. Save that ____ for honda meets or something

-Your car is not made for a racetrack, let alone flying around the corner of my street going fast as hell. You will spin out and crash one day doing that, and when you do, I will be right there pointing and laughing at your dumbass. End your life.

-Tell your passenger to stop staring and pointing at me everytime you guys drive by. it's really creepy. And he could lose some weight too if that helps :]

-If you come down my street again doing anything more than 30 MILES PER HOUR, i will chase you down and personally beat your ___. Parkside Drive in Bolingbrook isn't a ____ing racetrack, nor was your car meant for it. Slow the hell down, theres little kids around, and I certainly didn't appreciate you going even faster when you saw me, especially when my little sister is out playing in the yard. So think twice next time.

that is all, enjoy your day stupidass ricer Nissan Sentra owner :]

regards,

-Alia Hamidi's lover <3

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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 09:28 PM
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lmao...that's great...i hope he has a twin turbo 93-98 supra though or a built supra...other wise it's a FAIL
Old Jul 10, 2009 | 04:25 PM
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even an n/a mkIII or mkIV would drive circles around that sentra lol..it would just be that much more ownage if he had a twin turbo MKIV
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