if you can could go faster than the speed of light you would essentially be time traveling.

 

A pigs orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

 

Riddle me this:

If you were in a spaceship racing a beam of light, and you were moving at ninety-nine percent the speed of light, how much faster would the light be?


FYI - 1% is not the correct answer.

 

30 minutes!!!!!

 

The speed of light! I'm so cool. :D

 

What if two rocket ships were racing the light beam and one was ninety-nine percent as fast as light and the other was fifty percent as fast? Can the light be faster than both of them by exactly the speed of light?

 

When hydrogen peroxide bubbles, it isn't really working. (Woo hoo for microbiology classes!!! It's because of the catalase enzyme, fyi.). If it does bubble, use alcohol.

There is no such thing as a brontosaurus.

Pickle juice cannot grow a live culture of bacteria. So go ahead and stick your hand in the pickle jar!

 

Yes??? BUT, I dunno. If yes, can you tell me why? If not, I'll just go ask my electricity and optics prof, hahaha.

 

Ehhh that sounds like math and I hate math!

 

Heres where it gets really abstract......


Time and motion and the speed of light are different for all observers. We dont notice it in daily life because the difference is very slight for slow-moving objects. But as you approach the speed of light, the differences become evident.

It is literally true that no two people share the same reality.



I would like to hear what your prof. thinks as well as yourself.

 

Its actually worse.


Much worse...

 

Well, just because you mentioned time, that is a totally human concept and as such, it definitely varies from person to person, similar to how a minute on a roller coaster would "seem" much shorter than a minute spent in solitary confinement though they are technically the same amount of time. I would also assume the same thing about motion and the speed of light. So, if at 99% of the speed of light, the light is still the speed of light faster, then I guess if it is all perception, then yes, it can be the speed of light faster at both 50% and 99%. And also, how is it possible to even be able to grasp the speed of light, if in fact you are moving at even a fraction of that speed. What is it? 3X10^8 m/s? Right? Ridiculous. I guess I don't have to worry about it though since we will never be able to go that fast, hahahaha! Well ... not very soon at least, hahaha.

 

keep em coming!!!

The Alaska mountain ranges are believed to be the bottom of the ocean a 20 million years ago.

 

if a female ferret doesnt mate while in heat, she will die!

 

sucks to be them.

 

the only place you can find camels with two humps is in mongolia.

 

our president, yes the oh so loved george w. bush was a male cheerleader in college! hahaaha i think thats funny anyway!

 

Actually, it was $40,000.

 

-Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

-30% of Chinese adults live with their parents.

-200 million people in China live on less than $1 a day.

- There are 100 million internet users in China. Some of the sites they can't access are BBC news, Amnesty
International and Dalailama.com.

-In 2006, there were 398 million mobile (or cell) phones in China.

-China is the source of 70% of the worlds pirated goods.

-20% of the world's population lives in China.

-People spend about two weeks of their lives at traffic lights!

-Left handed people live slightly shorter lives than right handed people.

-A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.

-The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds!

-A blue whales heart only beats nine times per minute

-A jellyfish is 95% water

-Dolphins sleep with one eye open

-A snail can sleep for 3 years

-Bees have five eyes

-Bats always turn left when exciting a cave

-The tip of a 1/3 inch long hour-hand on a wristwatch travels at 0.00000275 mph

-If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

-Coca-cola was originally green.

-The yo-yo was originally a weapon used in the Philippine jungles.

 

they must not have 8AM physics classes. lucky insects.. that'll justify the next time i step on one after a rainy day.