The population of this country is 300 million.



160 million are retired.



That leaves 140 million to do the work.



There are 85 million in school.



Which leaves 55 million to do the work.



Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 15

million to do the work.



2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama

Bin-Laden. Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.



Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city

governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.



At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000

to do the work.



Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.



That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are,

sitting on your butt, at your computer, reading jokes.



Nice. Real nice

 

Damn for a second there I thought those were real numbers

 

 

thats pretty good and you are posting this joke so get back to work lazy bum!!!