i don't think we have one.. but here goes.. DONT POST UNLESS YOU HAVE A JOKE!

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A little girl and her mother were out and about. The girl, out of the blue, asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?"

The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older."

The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"

Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."

The girl still wanting to know about her mother, then fires off another question, "Mommy, Why did you and daddy get a divorce?"

The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."

The little girl, frustrated, sulks until she is dropped off at a friend's house to play. She consults with her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation. The girlfriend says, "All you have to do is sneak and look at your mother's driver's license. It's just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything."

Later, the little girl and her mother are out and about again. The little girl starts off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."

The mother is very shocked. She asks, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?"

The little girl shrugs and says, "I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."

"Where did you learn that?"

The little girl says, "I just know. And I know why you and daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex."

 

as a howard stern fan i've heard that joke over and over and over and over in an odd jewish voice.
(jk, inside joke....an elderly jewish guy called in and told that joke some time back and howard and gilbert godfrey pretended not to hear him and asked him to repeat it. he did...at least 15 times! and never caught on).

btw, there are several joke threads....this joke belongs here:
https://www.scionlife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=106162

 

that was a bad joke

and that joke needed to posted in this thead...

https://www.scionlife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=106162

for more bad jokes click this link here

https://www.scionlife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=106162

 

Why did Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?







wait for it.....





In case of a drizzle

 

punch line is "fo drizzle"

https://www.scionlife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=106162 <<< shameless plug

 

I'm white, dammit, so I'll tell the joke and butcher it like I'm white!

 

fo shizzle.

 

Maybe this one will make up for my overwhelming whiteness:


Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"