Does anybody know this joke? Everyone knows the punchline, but what is the joke that goes with it? My grandpa told it to me when I was really little, but I can't remember it. PM me if you know it.

 

Why you ask, Two Dogs?

 

"Here Soap, here Water!"

 

"A little at first..."

 

Thats not the whole punchline, but its a classic

 

I'm a frayed knot...

 

there dieing to get in

 

HA! What about "Just a sadist with newer magazines."

Or:

 

To get to the other side

 

Michael Jackson

 

what do you think i am, a typewriter?

and that's how i ended up in that hotel room with that 16 year old, your honor.

no, but his face rings a bell.

no, but he's a dead ringer for his brother.

that there is the finest piece of ash i ever stuck my pecker into.

 

So when he gets there, he sees a farmer out standing in his field.

 

oh yeah, forgot this classic:

bey're on muh buckin 'ead.

I asked for a tall chick with long legs that agreed with everything I said.

i wish you would beat me half to death.