what is something rich people need and poor people have

 

nothing.

 

 

 

lol, I'm a lot younger than you two and I remember my dad telling me this when i was like 10. If i remember correctly, wasn't this riddle asked to Stanford kids and like hardly any of them could figure it out? And I tihnk the whole riddle was,

"What is worse than hell, better than heaven? The rich need it. The poor have it. If you eat it, you will die."

 

taxes

 

the answer is nothing, heres a good one, if a hole is 3 feet wide 5 feet long, and 8 feet deep, how big is half a hole?

 

No such thing as half of a hole. A hole is a hole!

 

yep, how far can a dog run into the woods before it runs back out?

 

half way, once it reaches the half way point it is then running out of the woods....I think lol

 

yep, 7 men are walking down the sidewalk, 6 have umbrellas how do all 7 stay dry when they do not share an umbrella?

 

its not raining...

when it falls it shatters when a bullet hits it, it doesn't even crack what is it?

 

no its raining

 

rainsuit

 

nope

 

They were walkin' under an awning.

 

nope, the 7th man, was in his coffin because he was dead

 

haha. I have one that won't work on this thread, It only works in person and is still actually pretty stupid. It's based on you asking yes or no questions. I had an english teacher over summer who asked us this and didn't reveal enough till summer ended.

"A man walks into an exotic restaurant and orders condor. He takes one bite of it, and leaves. Why?"

Hah, don't even try

 

 

its Nothing

rich people NEED nothing.. and poor ppl have NOTHING