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so please explain me the "Just remember your pleasure points....Woooooossaaahhhhhh....Wooooooosssaaaaaaahhhhhh " if it is what i think it is pm me
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Originally Posted by xlr8tC
so, this is from way back in the day, when i was a bit younger. way before road rage. but it is a good story along those lines.
so, i'm driving down the highway in kansas. this guy gets right up on my butt and swerves to the left like he barely had room to miss me. we were the only ones on the highway. i was thinking"alright, there's another punk"
well, it's twilight, so I have my lights on.... i guess he thought i had my brights on, because he gets in behind me again and starts running his brights off and on behind me(about 4 feet behind me). so i slow down to about 35 mph so he'll go around. the guy just slows down and starts honking at me. well, i've decided that this guy is an a$$. so, i take the next exit an am going to get something to drink at a gas station. he follows me. i stop the car, he stops his, he gets out first saying F--- this, and F---- that you F---in' F---. just going off. Now, i don't like to be yelled at, and i certainly wasn't going to take it off of this guy. he starts coming over to my car, still yelling. i look at him and start yelling back.
it's important to note that this guy is a buck thirty soaking wet and probably 5'8", and a bit flabby. i was working roofing construction at the time. i was 180 puonds of pretty solid muscle at 6 foot tall. i get out of the car and stare him down. i figured that would be intimidating enough. i was wrong. actually, his explicatives got more profane, rude and louder. so, i went to my trunk and got out my softball bat. that shut him up pretty quick. i came at him with the bat and he ducked into his car. once there, he started swearing again, so i started beating at his tires, as kinda a warning shot. oh that got him outta the car in a hurry. he came out and threw a punch and missed me. he foundered forward, so i grabbed his arm, swung him hard into his car and put my knee on his back, my bat at the base of his neck. i told him to leave me the f--- alone unless he really wanted to get hurt. without another word he got in his car and drove off(he did flip me off though.) only time i ever had an incident with road rage. since then, i think of that time and how silly the whole thing was.
so, i'm driving down the highway in kansas. this guy gets right up on my butt and swerves to the left like he barely had room to miss me. we were the only ones on the highway. i was thinking"alright, there's another punk"
well, it's twilight, so I have my lights on.... i guess he thought i had my brights on, because he gets in behind me again and starts running his brights off and on behind me(about 4 feet behind me). so i slow down to about 35 mph so he'll go around. the guy just slows down and starts honking at me. well, i've decided that this guy is an a$$. so, i take the next exit an am going to get something to drink at a gas station. he follows me. i stop the car, he stops his, he gets out first saying F--- this, and F---- that you F---in' F---. just going off. Now, i don't like to be yelled at, and i certainly wasn't going to take it off of this guy. he starts coming over to my car, still yelling. i look at him and start yelling back.
it's important to note that this guy is a buck thirty soaking wet and probably 5'8", and a bit flabby. i was working roofing construction at the time. i was 180 puonds of pretty solid muscle at 6 foot tall. i get out of the car and stare him down. i figured that would be intimidating enough. i was wrong. actually, his explicatives got more profane, rude and louder. so, i went to my trunk and got out my softball bat. that shut him up pretty quick. i came at him with the bat and he ducked into his car. once there, he started swearing again, so i started beating at his tires, as kinda a warning shot. oh that got him outta the car in a hurry. he came out and threw a punch and missed me. he foundered forward, so i grabbed his arm, swung him hard into his car and put my knee on his back, my bat at the base of his neck. i told him to leave me the f--- alone unless he really wanted to get hurt. without another word he got in his car and drove off(he did flip me off though.) only time i ever had an incident with road rage. since then, i think of that time and how silly the whole thing was.
i never really had any experiences with road rage, probably because i drive in mostly decent moving traffic without too many crazy punks i guess.
however, i hate it when i go a decent speed, like 10 over the speed limit on a casual road, people still tail you like ****'s ...
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Originally Posted by xlr8tC
so, this is from way back in the day, when i was a bit younger. way before road rage. but it is a good story along those lines.
so, i'm driving down the highway in kansas. this guy gets right up on my butt and swerves to the left like he barely had room to miss me. we were the only ones on the highway. i was thinking"alright, there's another punk"
well, it's twilight, so I have my lights on.... i guess he thought i had my brights on, because he gets in behind me again and starts running his brights off and on behind me(about 4 feet behind me). so i slow down to about 35 mph so he'll go around. the guy just slows down and starts honking at me. well, i've decided that this guy is an a$$. so, i take the next exit an am going to get something to drink at a gas station. he follows me. i stop the car, he stops his, he gets out first saying F--- this, and F---- that you F---in' F---. just going off. Now, i don't like to be yelled at, and i certainly wasn't going to take it off of this guy. he starts coming over to my car, still yelling. i look at him and start yelling back.
it's important to note that this guy is a buck thirty soaking wet and probably 5'8", and a bit flabby. i was working roofing construction at the time. i was 180 puonds of pretty solid muscle at 6 foot tall. i get out of the car and stare him down. i figured that would be intimidating enough. i was wrong. actually, his explicatives got more profane, rude and louder. so, i went to my trunk and got out my softball bat. that shut him up pretty quick. i came at him with the bat and he ducked into his car. once there, he started swearing again, so i started beating at his tires, as kinda a warning shot. oh that got him outta the car in a hurry. he came out and threw a punch and missed me. he foundered forward, so i grabbed his arm, swung him hard into his car and put my knee on his back, my bat at the base of his neck. i told him to leave me the f--- alone unless he really wanted to get hurt. without another word he got in his car and drove off(he did flip me off though.) only time i ever had an incident with road rage. since then, i think of that time and how silly the whole thing was.
so, i'm driving down the highway in kansas. this guy gets right up on my butt and swerves to the left like he barely had room to miss me. we were the only ones on the highway. i was thinking"alright, there's another punk"
well, it's twilight, so I have my lights on.... i guess he thought i had my brights on, because he gets in behind me again and starts running his brights off and on behind me(about 4 feet behind me). so i slow down to about 35 mph so he'll go around. the guy just slows down and starts honking at me. well, i've decided that this guy is an a$$. so, i take the next exit an am going to get something to drink at a gas station. he follows me. i stop the car, he stops his, he gets out first saying F--- this, and F---- that you F---in' F---. just going off. Now, i don't like to be yelled at, and i certainly wasn't going to take it off of this guy. he starts coming over to my car, still yelling. i look at him and start yelling back.
it's important to note that this guy is a buck thirty soaking wet and probably 5'8", and a bit flabby. i was working roofing construction at the time. i was 180 puonds of pretty solid muscle at 6 foot tall. i get out of the car and stare him down. i figured that would be intimidating enough. i was wrong. actually, his explicatives got more profane, rude and louder. so, i went to my trunk and got out my softball bat. that shut him up pretty quick. i came at him with the bat and he ducked into his car. once there, he started swearing again, so i started beating at his tires, as kinda a warning shot. oh that got him outta the car in a hurry. he came out and threw a punch and missed me. he foundered forward, so i grabbed his arm, swung him hard into his car and put my knee on his back, my bat at the base of his neck. i told him to leave me the f--- alone unless he really wanted to get hurt. without another word he got in his car and drove off(he did flip me off though.) only time i ever had an incident with road rage. since then, i think of that time and how silly the whole thing was.
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The other day at night, i dont what made this guy mad I'm thinking it was the green hids maybe when i was behind him...
But i drove ahead he got behind me and got right on my back...and put his brights on me im like wtf dude whats wrong wit u...so i slowed down real slow i was going 15 on a 40 i thought he'd go around be but he didnt just stayed right behind me..so i was doing that for like 5 mins just sloow braking ever once in awhile tryin to scare him or what ever.. and finally he turns them off and gets in the left lane and starts to drive away but i speed up and jump in front of him slow down going again 15 in a 40.....i see other people driving ahead of me i didnt care about them just this guy i think he was driving a blue mercedes ...he got back in the right lane i got back in right lane...slow still he puts his signal on to turn right...
I was like hey he's going my way too...soo i turn right he turns right i speed up making him think i just stopped but then again slow.....down
i was still kinda mad like wtf buddy why did u do that..he puts his signal on to turn left ooo look im going that way too great for u....i turn he turns....slow slow slow brake brake lol im laughing idk about him wasnt looking really we get to this one 4 way stop he has no signal but i knew he was going to turn right but i was like ill just trick him go straight and make a sharp U (the next street over doesnt really have cars here its like dead end so im pretty safe in makin a U there) Waiting for the light to turn green i go to the next street...i see him flash his brights and turn right....i go to the next street turn wit my ebrake...go to the light see where he had gone....i see him in the middle lane with his warning lights one idk wtf right...so i turn left pass him for awhile turn around...he was gone lol im like ooo i guess he didnt want me to know where he lived....lol i wasnt really following him or whatever like he was behind me and that is the same way i go home soo idk funny story...i know that this guy probably learn his lesson and not going to do that again i hope :D
But i drove ahead he got behind me and got right on my back...and put his brights on me im like wtf dude whats wrong wit u...so i slowed down real slow i was going 15 on a 40 i thought he'd go around be but he didnt just stayed right behind me..so i was doing that for like 5 mins just sloow braking ever once in awhile tryin to scare him or what ever.. and finally he turns them off and gets in the left lane and starts to drive away but i speed up and jump in front of him slow down going again 15 in a 40.....i see other people driving ahead of me i didnt care about them just this guy i think he was driving a blue mercedes ...he got back in the right lane i got back in right lane...slow still he puts his signal on to turn right...
I was like hey he's going my way too...soo i turn right he turns right i speed up making him think i just stopped but then again slow.....down
i was still kinda mad like wtf buddy why did u do that..he puts his signal on to turn left ooo look im going that way too great for u....i turn he turns....slow slow slow brake brake lol im laughing idk about him wasnt looking really we get to this one 4 way stop he has no signal but i knew he was going to turn right but i was like ill just trick him go straight and make a sharp U (the next street over doesnt really have cars here its like dead end so im pretty safe in makin a U there) Waiting for the light to turn green i go to the next street...i see him flash his brights and turn right....i go to the next street turn wit my ebrake...go to the light see where he had gone....i see him in the middle lane with his warning lights one idk wtf right...so i turn left pass him for awhile turn around...he was gone lol im like ooo i guess he didnt want me to know where he lived....lol i wasnt really following him or whatever like he was behind me and that is the same way i go home soo idk funny story...i know that this guy probably learn his lesson and not going to do that again i hope :D
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when im ____ed... i give them the evil eye, give em the finger and make sure they know i said "F*** YOU!" Ill either say it really loud so they hear it or ill mouth it so they know who is boss.
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Last week, coming from the movies, I was driving out of a Strip mall entrance, when some guy (which I think was drunk) turned into the strip mall, but didnt stay on his lane, almost hit me head on. My hands unconsciously moved to the horn (I drive a 2003 Impala for now.. so LOUD horn, lol) and stuck there for like 10 seconds... something inside me didnt want to take my hands off the wheel, lol.
Anyways, the guy (in his lifted red HICK Pickup) Looks at me like hes going to kill me, looks down starts honkin at me and turns off his car.. WHAT AN IDIOT.
So I proceed to JAM THE JUNK out of my pedal, burned out like crazy, and drove off... I left that guy in the dust.
Anyways, the guy (in his lifted red HICK Pickup) Looks at me like hes going to kill me, looks down starts honkin at me and turns off his car.. WHAT AN IDIOT.
So I proceed to JAM THE JUNK out of my pedal, burned out like crazy, and drove off... I left that guy in the dust.
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Get brush guards and a push bar for your impala. I got a setup like the nyc cabbies/cops on my crown. People don't mess with me anymore, not because they think I'm a cop, but because my car is white and kept in pristine, immaculate condition... except the brush guards which are dented to hell with white paint, blue paint, black paint, grey paint, yellow paint, etc. I'd be scared to do something like that with my xB or Rav4 with all them damn airbags I might implode.
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yeah i know
one chick almost hit me today at an intersection doing a left turn because instead of doing a 90ish degree turn to avoid traffic she does like a 45 degree turn and then cuts all the way back to the right and almost hits a car on her right side and then guns it like her oddesey is going somewhere. i get ____ed and do a u turn to get even and when i catch up she's looks like she has to use gullwing doors to fit her and her fat ___ friends in the stupid van. i feel sorry for her and decide to let it go and as i look back over, the chick is staring me down and gives me the finger.and turns into a parking lot. before i could do anything.
she got me that time but she'll probably die of exhaustion before i see her again so oh well
one chick almost hit me today at an intersection doing a left turn because instead of doing a 90ish degree turn to avoid traffic she does like a 45 degree turn and then cuts all the way back to the right and almost hits a car on her right side and then guns it like her oddesey is going somewhere. i get ____ed and do a u turn to get even and when i catch up she's looks like she has to use gullwing doors to fit her and her fat ___ friends in the stupid van. i feel sorry for her and decide to let it go and as i look back over, the chick is staring me down and gives me the finger.and turns into a parking lot. before i could do anything.
she got me that time but she'll probably die of exhaustion before i see her again so oh well