reference: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com
"Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress."

"If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever."

"Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch.""

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Now, I don't generally solicit, but I don't think I can allow Jack Bauer to defeat Chuck Norris. I expect Mr. Norris to make a strong comeback if we can ralley together.

Please Vote: http://www.jackbauervschucknorris.com/index.php

So please, let the truth be know that Chuck is the man-

"Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them."

 

Funny, ask Chuck Norris about when Bruce Lee handed him a new azz....................

 

who is he

 

an old school martial artist. he's most known nowadays as "Walker, Texas Ranger", a campy, over the top, save the world, kinda guy.

 

Also played Lonewolf McQuaid......
sparred and was in a few of Bruce Lee's movies as an extra.
most recently does info-mercials for an excercise machine ( skate board on a slide)
has done a number of "rambo" type movies.

 

Lalagimp you should really hang out with Mfenske (Mark) on here, he is a die hard Chuck Norris fan also.

 

repost - there are like three other threads. still fun.

original: http://zebra.scionlife.com/forums/vi...ucknorrisfacts

 

i'm still drawing a blank here

 

Ha, done

chuck norris is the reason that i own 3 total gym 2000's, not because i wanted to buy them, he told me i was buying them

 

lol..local radio station guy idolizes and pokes fun at chuck norris all the time.

 

wow, i got credited for the "original" thread, lol.

 

I know there are chuck norris threads already on there. This one is for a poll that has been running for at least a week

 

repost...

https://www.scionlife.com/forums/vie...t=chuck+norris


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