I've been one of those 8,000 reading this... I've followed this thread ever since I discovered it weeks ago. I couldn't participate until today because I didn't have enough posts (because I usually lurk online).

I'm a 26 year-old male owner of a 2006 xA living in the Pacific Northwest. I'm out and proud in all aspects of my life (or as some would say, queer as a three dollar bill).

Physically, I'm think that I'm so average it isn't funny. Mentally, I'm considered smart by my friends and coworkers, although I have a tendency to overthink things (like this post, lol).

I don't do anything to pass as hetero, most people just assume I am (they probably have broken gaydar). I've been in a serious relationship relationship with my guy for 3 years now.

I'm looking forward to being a part of this thread! :D

As for the drink, I'll take a "Hairy Navel" made with your best Vodka.

 

A party now starting for the coming of age of ecoblue

Fifty posts minimum! Blood alcohol content: moderate, please.
All are welcome: Baptists, surfergirls, studmuffins and hics

hicks! Country boys and girls? There are ___ ones down in Arkansas.

Down in Arkan, down in Arkan, down in Arkansas!
The only gal I ever loved
lives down in Arkansas.
(is now married to a deisel truckin' dyke; go figger)

hic! If the bottle fits, shove it!

 

SciFly, thanks for welcoming me. It is an honor.

 

h'lo eco!

Thay, do you likes MoonPies?

I likes chorcolate.

-Forrest Gayrump-



(reid introduces his houseguest. That was him, not me.
Forrest is visiting from way back in the Deliverance of the deep piney woods.
He may be here for a while. oooo nooooooo. . He plays banjo with me on his knee.

I love kudzu, rattlesnakes and Southern pick ups.

 

SciFly... I must speak a different language or something, but your posts always confuse me...

... a lot.

 

it's a joke not everyone will get.

-gotta know the movie Deliverance, where the two city guys got in trouble.

-gotta know I am colorful and a freak of nature (not for being ___) for my comic head. Off the wall, but i do make sense to the in tha nose.

in the knows
u no

no? Otay! its cool.

Go see KONG, the thread, now and see if that makes no sense either.

The pleasure of nonsense is found in your siggie file, uncompiled!
I like it!

Here, I found a good quote from dead guy:

He must be the fool indeed who cannot at times play the fool;
and he who does not enjoy nonsense must be lacking in sense.
Wm J. Rolfe, 19th century book editor

So! I roll out a lot of nonsense to balance out against the serousness
I must maintain at other forums. It's a relax for me and maybe some
laughs (sometimes) for others! I'm happy, and only want to spread joy.

you are the same, I'm sure! so we operate as we must! We cannot change,
not really. We can only change to be kinder to each other, or, perhaps, slip sideways or backwards from that goal. I have done that a lot.

NOW- Who here has heard about the (get this) ultra-conservative sect of Hassidic Judaism. I just learned tonight about some documentary film about a cell of Hassidic who are -all ___ men-.

wow. I wonder if any of them drive Scions?

 

Yea thats because he is speaking queer don't worry I don't understand it either.

 

^
a bufo toad in drag

<hijinker

a nice, normal fella who shows this thread to his mom
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OH no I UNDERSTAND what he says whats that mean lol

 

Where?!

 

LUSH!

 

"Lush"

tha lush push tush bush

 

ried whats Tampa like this time of year?

 

I might have a job offer performing down there

 

Tampa is nice .... wait did you say "performing" if you are doing the type of performing that I am thinking of then perhaps you should move to miami more ___ men.

 

hell... maybe I should move to Miami. I swear I'm the only ___ guy under the age of 40 in port st lucie

 

Too many people from Florida in here. Where are my Mid-A gays?

 

Im from Texas :D

 

First off I thought you knew I was straigt and what the hell kind of performing do you think lol?

 

no freakey deaky porno stuff I ment like singing in a lounge