And the winners are!!

(In no particular order)
1. cladams69
2. h82goslo
3. macncheese
4. mikochu
5. NoShiO
6. Sid_xBicious
7. SirScion
8. VanillaRice
9. Wedgiesaurus
10. Wheel See

Congrats to all!!!

I have ten pairs of SEMA International Auto Salon passes that I am going to pass along to the winners of this contest.

The show will be in Atlantic City, NJ, from May 20th - May 22nd and will feature GOBS and GOBS of cool stuff to drool over. If you are competing in this contest then MAKE SURE YOU WILL BE IN ATLANTIC CITY during this event as these tickets may not be resold or transferred.

This contest starts NOW and ends on March 31st. Winners will be announced by April 2nd.

To win this contest you must write a limerick that contains the word 'scion' within it. The author of each chosen limerick will win a pair of tickets each. Write as many as you like, but each author can only win one pair. Please keep them within an "R" rating, nothing too graphic.

REPLY ONLY WITH YOUR ENTRY LIMERICK, NO COMMENTS/CHIT CHAT PLEASE.

IF YOU ARE NOT IN THE IMMEDIATE AREA OF THE SHOW PLEASE INDICATE THAT YOUR ENTRY IS JUST FOR FUN.

 

I drive a bB that rocks,
with rims and power doorlocks,
the bB is fake,
applying was cake,
just ripped 'Scion' off the back of my box.

 

I drive an box that is low
it helps me get a girl that can blow
five days later a sore did appear
shouldnt have let that scion hunni lick my ear
so a word to the wise watch out for girls at that SEMA show

Note from judge: this entry doesn't have the workd 'scion' in it!


Reply from Contestant: yes it does

 

mikochu entry #1
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I have myself a Toyota Ist (East)
It is somewhat of an econocar beast
I thought the Scion options were lame
I only have Toyota to blame
Did you know my favorite British actor is John Cleese?

mikochu entry #2
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I am part of the group of Scion xAs
We are not part of the Scion xB Craze
We are more into *vrooooom*
While the xBers are into *boom boom*
We'll beat them in an autocross maze

mikochu entry #3
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We are the Scion xA owners
Most of us are loners
We are usually the only xA at a meet
And no, we do not think we are the elite
Anybody who thinks differently is a lamer

mikochu entry #4
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Before my Scion xA, I only had shoes
If I was to race a car, I'd definitely lose
I did not get a car
Until I was able to drink at a bar
Though, I don't drive if I am boozed

*yawn*...don't hate on my skillz! [/sarcasm]

edit: FYI, this is just for poopy and laughter...or a poor attempt at it...

 

My Entries


1- I drive a Scion
Which some people call a Sky-on
That’s the one that irks
I really hate those jerks
It makes me wonder what they’re high on

2-I like to think my Scion’s cute
It seems to give the rednecks a hoot
But while they’re sleepin’ with their brothers
I’m sleepin’ with their mothers!
After I'm done I give them the boot.

 

19" rims
roof painted Black
If I win these tickets
I'll drive my SCION to SEMA and back!

 

I live in southern Cali,
nowhere near new jersey,
i really want to win,
since there's no competition,
you really shouldnt pick me,
unless u have gas and a room,
for me and my scion xB

(Just in case: i really do live in so. cal.)

 

Entry # 1

SEMA tickets you say?
pick me im only an hour away,
up on the competition we crept,
now team scionrg will be there to rep

Entry # 2

we've won everything on the east coast
on scion life we love to boast
one last stop for the crew to flee
the one and only SEMA in atlantic city

 

There once was a Scion from LV
That made all the ladies want me
A few said with a smile,
"Let us ride for a while,
and you can have your way with all three."

Since I will not be in NJ.......this submission was just for fun.

KiL

 

Some of you need to read up on what a limerick is! If you don't have five lines of prose then it isn't a limerick. Click 'limerick' in the first post in this thread for a definition.

 

Here is one for Fun!!!!

There is a guy from Nantucket.
Who rode around in a bucket.
One day he bought a Scion.
The one that everyone calls Sky-on.
He just decided to tell them to all suck-it.

 

Just for fun

I'm driving my scion TC
It generates stares which bothers me
If they would stop looking my way
I could keep driving all day
I think they need more commercials on TV.

AND

Scions are nice I like all of the three
from the XA, the TC, down to the XB
what I don't like is having to battle
with hatchback door and moon roof rattles
if they could fix these things it would please me.

:p

 

Hopped in my Scion drove from Earth to Uranus
All because I wanted a little alien anus
Drove from there to Mars
For some candy bars
Woke up and said "Man That dream was heinous"

I'm not in the immediate vicinity but I still want the tickets to go. I got vacation time!

 

Why thank you

 

There once was a man from the sticks
Whose Scion had only a few tricks
He needed some more
His box was a bore
So give this poor fool two tix.

 

There once was a toaster with wheels.
For one I would miss a few meals.
Aerodynamics are none!
I just gotta have one!
A scion with phat tires and wheels!

 

^^ disqualified for yelling :p

 

From Nantucket there was once a man,
He drives his scion xB as much as he can,
when he cruises about,
people tend to shout,
"Is that a car or a truck or a van?"

 

xB, yes the true Scion
tC owners tends to cry on
but please do not forget the xA
they do exist, say what do they?
tis just a joke so please go on

 

for fun.

SCION LIFE is a sweet community
involving many cool opportunities
we work together in unity
these cars are a blast
with looks that lasts
making unique cars a reality
with style and grace we invite thee

edit: OMG this is a horrible limerick.. doesn't follow any rules, closer to part of a sonnet