The Story behind the Thread Jackers(yes I'm bored and silly)
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The Story behind the Thread Jackers(yes I'm bored and silly)
Once upon a time, in the land of the jackers, those who jacked the land...no each other...NO the thread yes! It was decided amongst them that on one mid summer day, the entire clan had to go streaking; when and where and how did not matter as long as the ladies could keep the upper bikini part.
And so the adventures of the lil jackers began....
Italy has always been the loudest of the bunch and however annoying and bossy she got she knew that she loved and cared for everyone in the TJ Clan..
The lil TJ who took most care of her being so close to her little tent was SapSap also known as the only non white clan member and envied by every white mozzarella in the world because of it
SapSap had decided to partake in Amoxapine's quest for LEDs since they had to adjust lil fetus boy's broken cart
Amox has always been an eager learner of the skills and thus always wore a protective hard hat (also to ram into tacolito but that's another story)
He always said that fetus was as kinky as any grown man was and fetus boy, the cutest, was the baby of the big clan family and big C always wanted to bite his cheek off
Now it came down to the one and only bacon maker, tacolito himself, to pull the whole TJackers together in one big bowl to make a taco salad which he later will regret having eaten it
He also very much enjoys when big C and sexy A got together and cuddled each other but little did he know that they were actually helping each other get rid of the creatures in their long long hair
and while all this fanfare went on Ale, from PR watched over us and stayed in his sun baked tent to make fun of us all wanting to stick VTAK stickers on all our carts
to be continued....................
And so the adventures of the lil jackers began....
Italy has always been the loudest of the bunch and however annoying and bossy she got she knew that she loved and cared for everyone in the TJ Clan..
The lil TJ who took most care of her being so close to her little tent was SapSap also known as the only non white clan member and envied by every white mozzarella in the world because of it
SapSap had decided to partake in Amoxapine's quest for LEDs since they had to adjust lil fetus boy's broken cart
Amox has always been an eager learner of the skills and thus always wore a protective hard hat (also to ram into tacolito but that's another story)
He always said that fetus was as kinky as any grown man was and fetus boy, the cutest, was the baby of the big clan family and big C always wanted to bite his cheek off
Now it came down to the one and only bacon maker, tacolito himself, to pull the whole TJackers together in one big bowl to make a taco salad which he later will regret having eaten it
He also very much enjoys when big C and sexy A got together and cuddled each other but little did he know that they were actually helping each other get rid of the creatures in their long long hair
and while all this fanfare went on Ale, from PR watched over us and stayed in his sun baked tent to make fun of us all wanting to stick VTAK stickers on all our carts
to be continued....................
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Originally Posted by tC4italy
he hasn't been with us for months now 
I'm like the ghost of Thread Jackers past.
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Originally Posted by Frosty355
Originally Posted by tC4italy
he hasn't been with us for months now
I'm like the ghost of Thread Jackers past.
I'm scared... **runs to C** "Dang that was a LONG run..."
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The TJ clan was happily prancing around holding hands with one another until another non white fellah showed up...Banana the Bird was what he liked to call himself and this was acceptable for all thread jacker but one...SapSap. SapSap knew he would not be the only envied one anymore and grudgingly walked up to the banana but being the polite jacker that he is, shook hands with the brown/yellow fellow and thus the friendship between SapSap and the YellowBird began
BIGBird was more than happy to share his bounty of bananas with the rest of the clan but soon found out that the bounty kept growing meager and more meager with each passing moment....
The clan began to get together a sherlock holmes team guided by the detail oriented eye of the Taco. He decided it would be a good idea to put some beans on the bananas to see where the trail of beans would bring us to. And sure enough the banana-stealer was found in full act!
His name is the UniSock
Poor UniSock got a banana beating and taco salads in his face and big C. smeared the fetus liquid on his sole sock. This is when he broke down and told the clan that he never meant to steal our bounty but only thought that being yellow maybe the banana skins could be used for another pair of socks and that he wasn't the master mind behind his plan. The CherryBomb was
to be continued....................
The TJ clan was happily prancing around holding hands with one another until another non white fellah showed up...Banana the Bird was what he liked to call himself and this was acceptable for all thread jacker but one...SapSap. SapSap knew he would not be the only envied one anymore and grudgingly walked up to the banana but being the polite jacker that he is, shook hands with the brown/yellow fellow and thus the friendship between SapSap and the YellowBird began
BIGBird was more than happy to share his bounty of bananas with the rest of the clan but soon found out that the bounty kept growing meager and more meager with each passing moment....
The clan began to get together a sherlock holmes team guided by the detail oriented eye of the Taco. He decided it would be a good idea to put some beans on the bananas to see where the trail of beans would bring us to. And sure enough the banana-stealer was found in full act!
His name is the UniSock
Poor UniSock got a banana beating and taco salads in his face and big C. smeared the fetus liquid on his sole sock. This is when he broke down and told the clan that he never meant to steal our bounty but only thought that being yellow maybe the banana skins could be used for another pair of socks and that he wasn't the master mind behind his plan. The CherryBomb was
to be continued....................
