I feel you...
Same crap happens here in Chicago, especially idiots in Benzes...

 

A car swerve into the median barrier right behind me.
Semi-truck (why do they call it a semi when it is a real truck? its not a "most of it is a" truck) tire blowout.
Numerous *****

 

I saw a lady driving with a parrot sitting on her hand. Driving with one hand, parrot on the other.

 

allstate billboard in silverton, or. agents name was wayne hurlbutt, laughed my butt off, lol.

 

i saw a guy try to do a wheelie on a crotch rocket he gave it to much the ___ end of the bike went foward up in the air and the guy landed on his head

i also saw another guy on a bike speeding trough traffic and slam into the back of a stopped couger fly over the car and when he hit the road landed on his wrist the road almost rubbed his wrist off and both legs

 

several years ago. watched a geo-metro convertable(top down) jumping up and down whilst passing my 18 wheeler.

this heifer that wuz driving weighed it at around 450+ lbs..bouncing up and down n her seat ..
.and..and...she wuz trying to get her pantyhose up over her huge butt!

 

Same thing happens here in FL..... tards!

 

Those zig zaggin idiots are everywhere. It's an epidemic.

A convoy hauling a section of whats look sto be a power plant. There were crews that would have to raise the traffic lights so they can get by.

 

1. Driving over 3 big raccoons in a geo. I thought we were gonna flip.

2. Two halfs of the same guy on opposite sides of the railroad tracks.

 

... umm... YOU

 

I was waiting at a train crossing here at home once and the red and white thingies were down but no train was coming.

It had been a few minutes and they still weren't going up, so the guy in front of me decides to go around the end of one of them. Right after he got off of the tracks and back onto open road, the train blasted by.