lol

Hmmm I don't know about that - Cause I did actually ask about getting the handicapped sign/plates for the car and they said I can walk perfectly fine so even though I am 4'10" I can't apply for it.

I think I stopped growing in like 4th grade!!!!!! How sucky is that hahaha oh man I've had many a "short joke" thrown my way in my 22 years haha

 

Bahaha, 6' 265 lbs, I ownz you guyz because Im fatter................

Oh now I made myself sad

 

Dude my old roommate did that, he would sneeze when we walked from behind a shaded building or something into the sun, it freaked me out at first, then we just made fun of him

 

that taco bell thing is very normal for sum people i have no clue y i did it last year for half the year and i loved it lol and this year in the beginning atleast i was eating checkers/rallys for lunch everyday felt a slight heart attack coming on jus thinkin bout it again lol

 

Ok I'll give this a whirl:

1) I got serious OCD
2) I can step of cracks if I dont notice, if I notice I have to constantly step on cracks with the other foot until it feels even
3) When i wash my hands I flick the water off 6 times, if I hit 7 then I go to 12, and so on in increments of 6
4) I also lock my box 4 times every time I lock it. If I am inside I only do it twice
5) the volume on tv's and radios have to be on an even number, but 5 is ok, but I prefer it over 4 or six.
6) I have to use my signal for everything, even in turn only lanes and I despise people who don't use their signals at all
7) Loud chewing or the fact that I can hear you eat, makes me want to punch people.
8.) the bass on my computer stereo has to be on the same setting or esle I wont listen to music.
9) I cannot tell people that I miss them or that I love them (except my immediate family)
10) I park as far away as possible and if someone suspicious parks near me I will go out and move the box
11) I will not go into some stores because it makes me want to buy things, so I refuse to go in there.
12) if I open one window, they are all open
13) If my arm taps something I have to go back and tap it with the other arm or hand. Even people, I have ran back to someone after bumping them and smacked them and ran, I had to.
14) touching my stuff is punishable by death unless a person asks. I could care less, a person just has to ask
15) I cannot stand feet, flip flops scare me
16) when I use the toilet for #2, I can only wipe 4 times before I flush, increments of 4 only
17) When I go through a turn, I have to speed up, i cannot slow down unless absolutely necessary. I have to go fast, there, I dunno why.

 

hahahahaha.
#13 is awesome.

 

#14 i total agree with. i dont care as long as you ask, just dont touch or take.

 

Ha, people look at me all crazy when I do this. Someone I know parked 3 inches away from me at work just to ____ me off. Lots of cussing and yelling after that...

What if you keep messing up your increments? lolzn

 

1. when I eat i have to eat one thing first then move onto the next and vice versa
2. none of my food can be touching (ex. @ thanksgiving, mashed potatoes and yams no touchy!!)
3. I lock my door a million times (damn silent alarm!)
4. I like the radio at 35 when i'm alone in the car (no higher, no lower)
5. i like the bass on 5 at all time
i have more just can't think of anymore.. haha

 

I set my alarm 63 minutes before I want to wake up, because my alarm rings at intervals of 9min. That way, I can press the snooze button 7 times before I have to wake up. I'd much rather wake up gradually than immediately.

 

^lol. My wife hates when i do that cuz i wake up before her, i only press mine like 3 times though. No way can i just get right up it doesnt feel good. Idk about anyone else but when i drop a duece i need to read something even if its just the back of a shaving cream bottle.

 

I do that too. My phones alarm goes off every 8 min. If I have to wake up at 7:45 ill gradually wake up from about 7. so ill wake up 7, 708, 716, 724, 732, 740, and 748.

 

Same here! Except the phone alarm goes off every 5 min-- having to wake up at 3:45AM everyday, I must use this technique cause there's no way in hell I can just hop out of bed on the first alarm...not at 3:45 in AM haha

 

Ohhhhh just thought of one (thanks to the ^ < v game thread)

I can't go to watch a movie in a theater if that theater is packed, like literally every seat is taken-- I feel Claustrophobic So I end up waiting a bit so that movie has been out a couple of weeks or I'll see it on like early Sunday afternoon when there isn't a big crowd (And I really wanted to see Dark Knight tonight too damn)

 

my radio volume is set on even numbers, never an odd.

 

If my shirt feels like it's off to one side I have to flinch the other shoulder until it feels the same.

If something brushes up against me or I have to move one side of my body then I have to move the other so they have the same experiences

I am closer to 6'3" but say 6'2" because I like even numbers

I have always just known I am going to live to be 160

Need to find more left hand corners, I am afraid I turn to the right too much and the left side springs will start to sag more first

Eat one type of food at a time on the plate and move on to the next only when it's 1/2 gone or all gone

Want to go skydiving but have a hard time decided whether I want to spend the money on that or getting a roof rack, or tinting

Have to tell people I know when they are in my dreams just in case it turns out I was in theirs as well

Must eat an even number of cookies at a time (and an even number of each kind if it's a mixed plate)

I like to drink milk out of plain colored coffee cups-don't like clear glasses

TIP:-if you are about to sneeze and don't want to tickle the roof of your mouth with you tongue

TIP: if you need to get rid of the hic-ups-, get a glass of medium temp water, light a match and quickly put it out in the water, than quickly drink the water (this actually works because the sulfur from the match dialates the vessels in your lungs and they go away)

 

Just realized another one today... I will only add an even number of packets or spoonfuls of sugar to my coffee.

 

What happens if 4 spoonfuls turns out to be 3 packets?

 

Bro, I'm talking geometry. Why you got to bring up derivatives?

 

Because if 4 spoonfuls turns out to be the equivalent to 3 packets, wouldn't that be a total mind____ for you?