Let's make a list of some things that we shouldn't say at traffic stops.

1. If you think that was fast, you should have seen me before!
2. (knocks on the trunk) hey you guys in the back, keep it down!
3. Sorry for going so fast officer, you know how impatient drug dealers are.
4. It's because im black, isn't it (even if you're not black).

any takers?

 

haha nice

 

"F*ck you."

I win, what's my prize?

 

"But officer, I thought stop signs were optional"

(that's been my header on my myspace since 03)
lol

 

what did i do wrong ossifer, sorry for the slurred speach but i just drank a heni keg can

 

What in life made you wanna be something everyone hates

 

"but I've got donuuuuts..."

 

TRUE STORY
on the way to jail

Cop- Do you have any kids
Me - No
Cop - Are you married
Me - Are you hitting on me
Cop - haha--No, I was just asking and its good cause they would be worried where you are tonight.
Me - I almost got married once
Cop - Oh yeah, what happpend
Me - I dunno....she just couldnt stop f*cking this cop behind my back
Cop - HAHAHHAHA as he spits on the winshield in laughter.
Me - Silence
Cop - Oh youre serious
Me - Yeah...I guess that cop really "bailed" me out
Cop - Hahaha
Me - Hey, if you take this next right, it will be quicker to my house, then the BIG house
Cop - Nice Try

 

Cop: Any idea how fast you were going?
Me: How fast did you pace me?
Cop: That is not what I asked you.
Me: I wasn't looking at my speedometer, how fast did you pace me?
Cop: I know you were going over 100 when you past by the intersection I was sitting at.
Me: Before you pulled me over how fast did you pace me?
Cop: You better slow it down. Why are you not wearing your seatbelt?
Me: It is a '64, it didn't come with seatbelts.
Cop: I'll be watching for you, slow it down.
Me: Thank you.

I got out of a "go to jail ticket" just from 6th sense kicking in, I slowed it down with using the e-brake.

 

"Don't tase me 'bro! Don't tase me!"

 

The following YouTube video pretty much sums up this entire thread: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rv9b-9qBIc

 

if you'll excuse me i'll be on my way now

 

"I was looking at you not the traffic light."

 

ha ha I flew past a cop on a backroad one time and when he turned around I was hidden in a driveway and when he flew by I took off the other direction..
*White castle is a dead giveaway*

 

lol that video was awesome

 

next time I get pulled over for speeding, I'm gonna tell the cop

"I have to find a bathroom and FAST! I mean I really have to (whisper) take a ****."[/i]

 

I LOVE THESE 2 STORIES!

 

Uhh, whatever Mel Gibson said ....

 

haha i did this before and it worked.....

 

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Fletcher: Depends on how long you were following me.
Cop: Let's start from the top.
Fletcher: Here it goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at an intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!
Cop: Is that all?
Fletcher: No... I have unpaid parking tickets.