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Originally Posted by greybox
So how about Chuck Norris with crunchy taco versus Rick Allen and a grilled cheese and the total gym as referee?
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After the chuck norris/taco vs rick allen/cheese fight I believe we have another title fight....
Johnny Depp weilding a subway tuna sandwich (no condiments) vs Timothy Hutton armed with a del mar nacho platter....
Johnny Depp weilding a subway tuna sandwich (no condiments) vs Timothy Hutton armed with a del mar nacho platter....
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Originally Posted by greybox
After the chuck norris/taco vs rick allen/cheese fight I believe we have another title fight....
Johnny Depp weilding a subway tuna sandwich (no condiments) vs Timothy Hutton armed with a del mar nacho platter....
Johnny Depp weilding a subway tuna sandwich (no condiments) vs Timothy Hutton armed with a del mar nacho platter....
and also Johnny depp in 06 07's pirates of the caribean or johnny depp 1990's in Edward Scissorhands.
This makes or brakes this challenge in my opinion. I think Timothy hutton only has a chance in 06. And johnny depp is prty ownage in either year because he could chop u up in 1990 with his scissorhands but i forgot he has a subway tuna that may be difficult to weild with those hands hmmm this is a really tuff one... rethinking this process..
Johnny depp wins if its pirates all around. But looses as Scissorhands cause i think it would b really tuff to wield the tuna sandwich... woah that one almost blew up my brain!!!
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Originally Posted by greybox
So how about Chuck Norris with crunchy taco versus Rick Allen and a grilled cheese and the total gym as referee?
How about Chuck Norris after eating 20 crunchy tacos vs. Rick Allen after eating 20 grilled cheeses?
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Chuck got around in the 70's, he was THE ladies man so who knows as far as paternity tests....
Chuck Norris and frozen taquito vs Dolph Lundgren and a quarter pounder-without cheese....
(interesting fact: In universal soldier Van Damme triumphs over Dolph in battle-in reality Dolph was a very succesful kickboxing champion that easily beat Van Damme on more than 1 occasion)
Chuck Norris and frozen taquito vs Dolph Lundgren and a quarter pounder-without cheese....
(interesting fact: In universal soldier Van Damme triumphs over Dolph in battle-in reality Dolph was a very succesful kickboxing champion that easily beat Van Damme on more than 1 occasion)
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Sasquatch could hide among the kelp because of the long. luxurious fur but he would have to surface for air-Nessy howvere has the size and reach advantage....
I am thinking aquaman would step in because he loves all aquatic animals and wouldn't want the lake's popualtion to live in fear...
It would be a draw for the sake of PETA and world peace...
I am thinking aquaman would step in because he loves all aquatic animals and wouldn't want the lake's popualtion to live in fear...
It would be a draw for the sake of PETA and world peace...
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Anyone with an accurate tweezing hand could have defeated him even at his highest form in the 70s-watch the footage of him and Bruce Lee in the forum-no one could live through that much tweezing.
The retarded thread would be where anyone said van damme was a threat to anyone or that Steven Seagal is a good actor
The retarded thread would be where anyone said van damme was a threat to anyone or that Steven Seagal is a good actor
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Originally Posted by greybox
Anyone with an accurate tweezing hand could have defeated him even at his highest form in the 70s-watch the footage of him and Bruce Lee in the forum-no one could live through that much tweezing.
The retarded thread would be where anyone said van damme was a threat to anyone or that Steven Seagal is a good actor
The retarded thread would be where anyone said van damme was a threat to anyone or that Steven Seagal is a good actor