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Old Apr 19, 2006 | 11:06 PM
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Default World's Greatest Mystery Solved!!

I figured it out... all this time I had no idea. Then it hit me today.

For a brief recap, here's the problem:



And after a bit of research... some Google searches... and countless hours spent reading in my laboratory to candlelight... I finally have the solution and the missing piece of the puzzle.

Wait...



For...



It...



Solved!



That's right kids! Phase 2 has been Chuck Norris all along!
Old Apr 19, 2006 | 11:09 PM
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wtf?
Old Apr 19, 2006 | 11:11 PM
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double WTF?

Old Apr 19, 2006 | 11:12 PM
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ROFL!!!
Old Apr 19, 2006 | 11:13 PM
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And double ROFL.
Old Apr 19, 2006 | 11:15 PM
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You Fool! Everyone knows it's Chuck. The real question is...
What ISN'T Chuck Norris.
Old Apr 19, 2006 | 11:23 PM
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hmmmmmmm.... is he holding an UZI or a Drill Gun?,,, or a water pistol.....
Old Apr 19, 2006 | 11:25 PM
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That's one of the great things about Chuck Norris... you just NEVER KNOW!
Old Apr 19, 2006 | 11:40 PM
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That's actually Chuck Norris' index finger.
Old Apr 19, 2006 | 11:42 PM
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chuck you all
Old Apr 19, 2006 | 11:59 PM
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"Chuck Norris is the only man who can actually email a roundhouse kick".
Old Apr 20, 2006 | 12:55 AM
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So, whats up Chuck?
Old Apr 20, 2006 | 01:45 AM
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Old Apr 20, 2006 | 01:51 AM
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
Old Apr 20, 2006 | 01:55 AM
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.... he waits!
Old Apr 20, 2006 | 01:57 AM
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This thread just made my whole week!!!
Old Apr 20, 2006 | 02:00 AM
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Originally Posted by robbiej
So, whats up Chuck?
Up Chuck is the result of bad booze......
Old Apr 20, 2006 | 04:08 AM
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his Dad did.
Old Apr 20, 2006 | 07:14 AM
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Originally Posted by trdtcpr
This thread just made my hole weak!!!
I had no Chuck Norris had that kind of effect on you.
Old Apr 20, 2006 | 08:50 AM
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to supermarkets for groceries but rather his local state park.

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