When you spend four hours helping your buddy drop his tC on TRD springs because your dumbass didn't key the strut so you could realign everything right....then you do it again the week after on someone else's car and do it right and get the whole car done in an hour and a half

When you can have the car from whole to gutted in under 20 minutes (like Leggo blocks)

When you've sat there cleaning your dash and wondered "What is this supposed to look like? Petrefied wood?"

When you gain a sixth sense about what vehicle will toss what rock to try and hurt your baby.

When your sixth sense fails and you hear the rock/pebble hit and suddenly you're very sad.

WHen people are riding in your back seat and you show them the moonroof above them, then tell them it's standard, and their eyes almost come out of their head.

When you are coming to a turn at the bottom of a hill and go super wide because you lost the road because of the angle of the hood and the massive a-pillar.

When you have to check your a pillar blind spot by actually shifting forward or back in your seat.

 

great one

 

you drive know you drive at tC when you try to hook up with claudia!

 

forget the bunny this is going in my signature

 

i knew youd get a laugh outta that!

 

... when your racing a Cobalt SS and your winning until the end of 2nd and then he smoke you when you hit 3rd.

 

You intentionally stop at the store even when you don't need anything, just to watch people point at your car.
You have more lights in your car than your local tittie bar!
You signed the papers and bought the car before you had even given one a test drive.
You offer a ride home to co-workers you don't even LIKE.
You buy a die-cast replica of your car to hang from the rearview.

 

...When your racing a cobalt supercharged SS and you crush them and realize its not really a supercharged SS, just some loser kid thats trying to fool you by adding the extra logo to the SS..... Happened yesterday, lol

 

^^^hahaha there is a Cobalt SS with out the s/c its 170hp i think.

 

I did that….


You know you drive a TC when you're lookign at the ticket you just got for speeding and dont get mad at the fine, but at the fact the the cop listed your car as a Gray Toyota, and Not Silver Streak Mica Scion.

 

....When you sit on SL all day at work, and leave in an extra small window, so you dont get caught...

 

Yeah i looked it up cuz i was surprised i beat it that bad. However im not sure how i beat a lighter car with more HPs anyway, cobalt 173HP and 163 Tq according to Chevys website. Maybe the gearing

 

I raced a Supercharged one!

 

when you get into your friends car and wonder why seat belt beep isnt sounding off as you drive away

 

or when your on the phone with your gf and she knows your seatbelt isnt on caue the damn beeping

or when anyone who has never been in your car asks "does that thing ever shut up"

 

when you drive any other car and wonder why the passenger window didn't go down all the way down likes yours did

when you play a cd in another car and wonder why the hell it doesnt read MP3s.

you know down deep that a BMW 5series sedan is just the four door version of your car.

you have popped at least one fuse. most likely it was the cigarette lighter next to the shifter fuse.

you went on the forums trying to figure out where the hell the fuse box for the cigarette lighter was

you are familiar with the local laws regarding lights on a car.

 

omg i ssoooo do that and i dont even have a tc, lmao

 

i would say one of these threads should be started for the xa... but its not a apopular asthe tc and xb

 

I remember when the xB thread got started and I was in there posting POSITIVE COMMENTS and they were all like "why are tC people posting in our thread" so I left. I'm pretty ____ed that people with xA's and xB's are coming into the tC thread and talking trash! Come on people! Is there no repsect for your fellow scion owners? Is that why no one ever waves back at each other. What a bunch of haters! I loved my tC and would wash is atleast once a week, used premium fuel, royal purple engine and tranny oil, and never parked by anyone else! I recently sold it and bought a 350Z but I still love the tCs and still point them out on the road. Everyonce and I while I'll even miss my baby and wonder why I traded it for my Z... that's how good of a car it is! So all you xA and xB owners, get out of this thread if you don't have anything good to say! And to the xA owner who says he beats tCs. You lie! There's no way! It would have to be heavily modded, and I mean heavily modded to even hang with a tC. Hornet on the flower... I looked at your mods list. That's a start, and you're way better off than most xA's but I think you've gone off the deep end thinking you're going around raping all tCs.

 

oopps...sorry if i offended any body

my mistake