come on and fess up now!!!

eatting food while laying down on a bed while watching tv

licking 6 scoops of icecream out of a bowl while watching tv doesn't matter if your laying down or sitting down (don't feel like using a spoon, one less thing too get dirty)

 

I was eating a burrito at work while working...the Dang burrito leaked on me..Leaving Burrito Skid Marks on me...*sad*

 

My mom used to get trashbags and cut out holes
for my arms and head to keep my clothes clean.

I didn't think much of it until puberty came and all
the girls were like, "wtfux0rs?!"

 

WTH....Did she feed you with a slingshot?

 

 

I swear everytime I eat I spill crap on me...*sad*...

 

i just like too eat while laying down

some times i use paper towls as a bib

 

i'm a messy eater.
placemats do no justice for me.

 

Im pretty neat.

I don't even like to mix food.

 

The extent of my messing eating would be at the computer desk. And even then I bring a damn napkin. In terms of messing eating here is a scale to illustrate.

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As you can see above I try to keep it relatively clean.

 

I eat way to fast to spill most of the time.

 

haha i eat fast too but i still spill

 

I don't like to waste food, so I don't spill it.........I want it all for myself. I get mad at the mandatory dropped piece of popcorn in every bag.

 

You know what I hate about rice x messy eaters?

When you walk around barefoot around the house with
beige carpet where dropped pieces of rice are pretty much
naked to the eye. Then you have to freaking pick off the
damn rice from under your feet and wash them before they
get hard as a rock.

 

I am a fairly neat eater.. but I have a friend who has a reputation when he eats chicken wings. We went to a bar and he starts eating wings like a madman, has the buffalo sauce spread across his face . Literally there is wing sauce spreading from his mouth outwards about an inch or more in almost every direction. The waitress came to check on us and when he looked up at her she said "Oh my god, what happend to your face?" and then realized he was just a slob. Hilarious!

 

hahaha i want pictures

 

I'm a neat eater............my biggest problem is that I am always in a rush and eat my food in a flash.....wash the dishes and take off

 

faster you eat the fuller you get faster

 

True, but I don't savor my food

It's definitely something I need to work on

 

the title of this thread gave me COMPLETELY the wrong idea.

;)