GO BUCKS!

 

Go Florida!!

Ohio State

 

OSU sucks lol. I'm still ____ed about the 1997 Rose Bowl, PLUS I lived in Michigan for 4 years.

"Ohio: The Part of Michigan Nobody Wanted"

 

#1 In the pre season.
#1 The entire season
Heisman trophy winner
Beat the #2 team twice this season. (Will be three times after tomorrow)

You sure need to learn what "sucks" means.

I only have one thing to say about that:



Q: What's the difference between a University of Michigan fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

Q: How many University of Michigan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but he gets 3 credits.

Q: Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco chase?
A: On the University of Michigan campus. That's the last place you would find a football player.

Q: Why do they throw out a sack of manure at University of Michigan weddings?
A: To keep the flies off the bride.

Q: Why don't University of Michigan fans let their kids play in sand boxes?
A: Because cats keep covering them up.

A University of Michigan fan walks into a doctor's office and removes his hat to reveal a frog sitting on his head. The doctor asks, "How can I help you?" The frog replies, "I was wondering if you could help me get this wart off my butt."

Q: Did you hear about the University of Michigan fan who locked his keys in his car?
A: He couldn't get his family out.

Q: Why do University of Michigan fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Two University of Michigan fans were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk licking and cleaning his groin like dogs do. The first University of Michigan fan says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do that." The second University of Michigan fan replies, "Yeah, me too. But I wouldn't try it." The first University of Michigan fan asks, "Why not?" The second University of Michigan fan replies, "Because I'm afraid the dog might bite me."

Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Michigan campus?
A: A visitor.

Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Michigan library?
A: Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.

Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Michigan's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

Q: Do you know why the University of Michigan football team should change its name to the "Opossums"?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q: Did you hear the story about the semi-truck carrying pigs that flipped over on the University of Michigan campus?
A: The officials had to check ID's before letting anyone back on board.

Q: What does the average University of Michigan student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.

Q: What do you get when you breed a groundhog and a University of Michigan?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.

Q: What should you do if you find three University of Michigan fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

General Schwarzkopf was walking through the desert during the Gulf War when he found a lamp on the ground. He picked it up, rubbed, and out came a genie. The genie said to the General, "I will grant you one wish." The General replied, "I wish that we will win this war. Here is a map of the desert and all the war parties. Please make us win the war." The genie responded, "I'm not that powerful of a genie. I cannot grant you that wish." "Well," the General responds, "then can you have University of Michigan win a bowl game this year?" After a moment, the genie says, "Let me see that map again."

Q: How do you make University of Michigan cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.

Q: What do you get when you cross a University of Michigan fan and a pig?
A: Nothing. There's some things that a pig will not do.

Q: How many University of Michigan freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.

 

And just in case you are a betting man. The current line is Ohio State by 7 but I'm going to say Ohio State by 14.

http://www.pointspread.com/liveodds/...8&getyear=2007

 

Not a michigan joke or anything. But the Raiders after they lost the super went to get there ears peirced and asked how much, The guy told them a buck an ear. HAHAHA buccaneer! Yeah I am ___, I wont be posting for the rest of the night sorry.

 

I'm outta here and off to the game!

 

You... seem to be assuming that I care about football, Mr. Anderson...

I think you will realize the truth... I have no concern for football, only an irrational hate for Ohio State.

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Let's recap
#1 has now played like #2 for pretty much the whole game...

Stay tuned and...

GO GATORS!!

 

OHIO STATE =

 

Wow --- All I can say is "Ouch"


I'm not of a fan of "Blowouts" ---- But in this case ......................................... Bye Bye Ohio Too Bad So Sad

 

GO EAGLES EAGLES EAGLES CHAMP

 

If I was I gambling man, I would've takin FSU gatting 7, and the over. (the over (46). !
Oh wait I did...

 

Welcome to the SEC buckeyes... the big 10 aint $hit... and for everyone who thought osu vs. michigan rematch for the championship... nice call.. they could have played for 3,4 maybe

 

R.B. ---- Have a safe drive home








And if you want to talk -- I'll be at House Of Yang at 11.00 am tomorrow for my lunch break.