Happy Nothing But A Hallmark Card and Candy Holiday Day Everyone!

Oops, I mean Valentine's Day.

 

You mean.. "dang, I should of gotten my v-day stuff 2 weeks ago." The shelves are cleared and all set up with easter items..
What is the marketing world coming too?

 

I guess I shouldn't even bother to try on my way home then.

 

My Valentine's Day is postponed until next week. Michela is out of town, which means I get more time to procrastinate. Woo Hoo!!

 

No, I just think it's a dumb holiday. I mean, when I was in high school and college, we didn't even get it off. In high school and college you get EVERY holiday off.

I'm engaged and I think it's a hallmark card holiday. Boo!

 

You should of seen me and Joey on Monday and Tuesday trying to find Dustin v-day cards for his class. Target.. Walmart .. Frys.. Walgreens.. etc.. wiped out..
or Winnie the pooh or Dora .. riiiight 7 year old boy wanting that?
So I spent last night photochoppin him some cards.



Its is! ..

 

you're lucky

I'd agree with you guys but then my wife would hurt me

 

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY EVERYONE!

 

I was told today,

That i should go stand on palm walk and ask every girl that passes by to be my valentine and that more likely than not i would have a date in about 2 minutes.

 

Palm walk between MWF classes = 10,000 gpm (girls per minute)

odds of a girl going out with soGone = 1:20,000

Try it, it might just work!

 

Neither my wife nor I celebrate Valentine's Day commercially. We believe that we should celebrate Valentine's Day everyday. I should not have to pay for overpriced merchandise to show my wife I love her on one day of the year. I should do that everyday, or do it when I feel like it. Not when some merchandiser tells me to.

Heck, last month, my wife got flowers at work, why?, because I felt like it. There is no other feeling for a woman than getting flowers - just because. Not to mention, I do not have to pay the extreme markup for having them sent on one of the busiest florist days of the year. On March first, my wife and I will have been married 10 years and since we got married, we have not done the Valentine's thing.

I love my wife 100% and I show her every day in everything I do. I do not need to do it on one day of the year.

 

Ok had a friend send this e-mail to me.....do you think Halmark would use any of these.....


THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION

ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,

BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was ____ed.
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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
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Roses are red, violets are blue,

sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,

the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
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Of loving beauty you float with grace,

If only you could hide your face.

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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,

This describes everything you are not.

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I want to feel your sweet embrace,

But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife --

Marrying you screwed up my life.

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I see your face when I am dreaming,

That's why I always wake up screaming.

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My love, you take my breath away --

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

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My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe "Go To Hell."

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What inspired this amorous rhyme? --

Two parts vodka, one part lime!

 

Happy Single Awareness Day!

 

No Joke!! lol.... all you can say is that us single people are saving some money....

 

wu hu for single ppl

 

mooneyz - great post :D

 

And it's not by switchin to Geico!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

HAPPY V-DAY EVERYONE SINGLE AND TAKEN!

DITTO!!!!!!!! WELL SAID!

 

So I go out of my way and not purchase anything today for Valentine's Day. In fact, I will take my cheap A$$ to walgreens tomorrow and by the Chocolate at 50-75% off. The difference between today and tomorrow is just 50-75% providing you have a partner that agrees that Valentine's Day should just be like every other day. Fortunately I have that.

 

CESAR DONT YOU GET ANY IDEAS FROM DAD...... I STILL WANT MY GIFT....