I N S P I R A T I O N (& Football Trash-Talk)
Originally Posted by KooLAiD
Shows your age? Damn, Chris, you are only a year or so older then me! Wow, I guess that means I am old too.......dang it, I thought we lived in NeverNeverLand and would never grow old. At least I know Mark lives there with some of his dreams of the Cowgirls, oh sorry, I mean little boys!!!!
The tru story of how we got the cardinals:
19xx (dont know when they where concieved) a ufo flew over various cities in our country zapping people from there houses into their ship. once in the ship the aliens wanted to test a brain transfer device so they sucked their brains out and replaced them with a dumber life form from another planet. the experimental brain transfer technology worked great so they released the humans but while releasing them the military spotted them so they made a deal with the government. make a football team tha will just suck really bad so they can continue testing and nobody will notice the players getting dumber cuz they're already dumb and can't score a touchdown to save their life, the team would be based in arizona so people can jus blame the heat as the source of the stupidity and the aliens would give the government all the alien **** they could have. government said ok so now we have the cardinals and with each new team member added the aliens comes back and performs another brain transfer test with the new team member.
Sometimes I wonder if they used this technology on some of my friends...
19xx (dont know when they where concieved) a ufo flew over various cities in our country zapping people from there houses into their ship. once in the ship the aliens wanted to test a brain transfer device so they sucked their brains out and replaced them with a dumber life form from another planet. the experimental brain transfer technology worked great so they released the humans but while releasing them the military spotted them so they made a deal with the government. make a football team tha will just suck really bad so they can continue testing and nobody will notice the players getting dumber cuz they're already dumb and can't score a touchdown to save their life, the team would be based in arizona so people can jus blame the heat as the source of the stupidity and the aliens would give the government all the alien **** they could have. government said ok so now we have the cardinals and with each new team member added the aliens comes back and performs another brain transfer test with the new team member.
Sometimes I wonder if they used this technology on some of my friends...
Originally Posted by JohnathonSull
The tru story of how we got the cardinals:
19xx (dont know when they where concieved) a ufo flew over various cities in our country zapping people from there houses into their ship. once in the ship the aliens wanted to test a brain transfer device so they sucked their brains out and replaced them with a dumber life form from another planet. the experimental brain transfer technology worked great so they released the humans but while releasing them the military spotted them so they made a deal with the government. make a football team tha will just suck really bad so they can continue testing and nobody will notice the players getting dumber cuz they're already dumb and can't score a touchdown to save their life, the team would be based in arizona so people can jus blame the heat as the source of the stupidity and the aliens would give the government all the alien **** they could have. government said ok so now we have the cardinals and with each new team member added the aliens comes back and performs another brain transfer test with the new team member.
Sometimes I wonder if they used this technology on some of my friends...
19xx (dont know when they where concieved) a ufo flew over various cities in our country zapping people from there houses into their ship. once in the ship the aliens wanted to test a brain transfer device so they sucked their brains out and replaced them with a dumber life form from another planet. the experimental brain transfer technology worked great so they released the humans but while releasing them the military spotted them so they made a deal with the government. make a football team tha will just suck really bad so they can continue testing and nobody will notice the players getting dumber cuz they're already dumb and can't score a touchdown to save their life, the team would be based in arizona so people can jus blame the heat as the source of the stupidity and the aliens would give the government all the alien **** they could have. government said ok so now we have the cardinals and with each new team member added the aliens comes back and performs another brain transfer test with the new team member.
Sometimes I wonder if they used this technology on some of my friends...
I knew there had to be a reason for what is happening to the Cardinals!
But, I still have to support Arizona's team no matter how bad they are. I am what you call a true Arizona Sports fan. I love the D-Backs, Suns, and the Coyotes.
I am a native and I use to support the Redskins, I still love them, but I have to support the home team. Go Cardinals!!!
But, I still have to support Arizona's team no matter how bad they are. I am what you call a true Arizona Sports fan. I love the D-Backs, Suns, and the Coyotes.
I am a native and I use to support the Redskins, I still love them, but I have to support the home team. Go Cardinals!!!
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Originally Posted by KooLAiD
Not to mention we actually have 12 players in the Hall of Fame that are associated with the Eagles...
All Dallas can do is pick up the rejects. They got Bledsoe from NE, TO from Philadelphia, which is very fitting, just another Michael Irving and they had Keyshaun from who knows which team (hell, he has played for so many in his career, just like TO)! They couldn't even keep Keyshaun... That's okay Mark, you can just live in the past and us Eagles fans will live in this decade, thanks!

All Dallas can do is pick up the rejects. They got Bledsoe from NE, TO from Philadelphia, which is very fitting, just another Michael Irving and they had Keyshaun from who knows which team (hell, he has played for so many in his career, just like TO)! They couldn't even keep Keyshaun... That's okay Mark, you can just live in the past and us Eagles fans will live in this decade, thanks!
But, not to worry!. At least they look good in a dress.
And I was only counting Hall of Fame players in the Dallas era (since 1960)
Originally Posted by bbcrud
At least Dallas has a past.




