So I was coming home from Woodfield Mall and i was on the 3rd lane(passing lane). i was going about 65mph. Then i saw a piece of poop neon that wanted to race. I ignored it until he became very annoying. He started cutting me off and slamming on his brake infront of me. So i slamm on the gas and pass him. To my surprise, there was a F*CKING State trooper right by the Thornadale Exit(i was going towards chicago). It was too late. So i panic and pull all the way to the right, knowing i was gonna get pulled over. Sure enough, i saw the lights come on and BAM! It was for me. So i pull over and all that good stuff. When the trooper goes to my window, she says" nice car, I have the BOX[xB]" she then says, " i didn't know tC's went that fast!"

Anyway, she ended up giving me the fricking ticket instead of the Neon. Even though she was a Scion owner. I thought Scion owners were like a tight group. Every Scion owner i come in contact with has been cool as funk. I guess there's always that exception. Whatever! MORAL OF THE STORY: STATE TROOPERS ARE EVERYWHERE. DONT SPEED IN SCHAUMBURG, AND F*CK THE ILLINOIS STATE TROOPERS!!!!

 

Good advice, maybe you should follow it next time.

Spoken like a true loser.

 

regardless of your post, the last people you want to encourage to race, are the retarded worthless drivers. Assuming you beat them, there is a very high chance that they will not slow down in time, and slam into you from behind. It is much better to have them IN FRONT of you. Trust me.

 

Locking this one before it deteriorates... Sorry, guys.