omg whats wrong with you?

 

the doctors wont tell me

 

but anyway so this job has become a bit more bearable but i still want out theyre doing this type of shift bid which i still havent even started filling out my paperwork and i dont wanna get stuck with a ____ty shift... i just want a new job ...

but i do love this weather, like i've been spittin game at this one piece and man like i hope she doesnt read this but anyway, like i was runnin game for about 3 wks now, well last night i went to go keep her company and the "freezing rain" (as i put it so i can stay longer) kept me there until about 1am, well watching movies she was all up on me so im like alright thats cool, then she started putting my hands places and im like woah this just got even better, but i cant seem to remember what movie we were watching lmao

 

your trying to remember the movie? i wouldve been "the tv was on?"

 

lol well i know the tv was on cause we got done watching a walk to remember and she put on another movie... well i found out that either the 1st movie or the 2nd movie was a panty dropper movie and bam thats what happened lol

 

alright, getting to the point of tmi

now you got the herpes

 

lmao the herpoly urpolies...

dude like i went to my buddy and i told him that i had these umm things on my shaft and hes like umm have you been using a new soap, and im like yea yea! i have tahts prolly what it is...

well i go back the next week and im like dude theyre still there, and hes like well umm do you shave your shiit and im like yea dude i do! and he says well there you go! its just an ingrown hair...

well 2 wks go by and i go back to him and im like dude, idk man i havent shaved my shiit and i've been washing it in the river and it looks like a ____iin lagoon down there man and its still there. and hes like hmm looks like frostbite, have you been sticking ur thing in snow lately? and im like actually yes yes i have!

 

i dont get the story

 

ill think about it over lunch

 

its not a story... its a comedy skit from the funniest man alive... dane cook!

 

havent seen much of his standup, hes funny though

 

how was lunch? and when are we gonna go to hooters for 10 for the price of 20?

 

not bad, not much to see since its too cold for skirts now

pick me up from work and its on. i need to try out mad dogs. ever heard of the place?

 

wth? how come i gotta pick you up... why cant u pick me up? ur tC is nicer lmao... nah never heard of it... but im down lol

 

http://www.maddogspubs.com/MDSA/MDSAmain.htm

i like the uniforms

 

dude wanna go right now??

 

like i said too cold. once it gets warmer

i cant see the website because of work filters, did it have a lot of pics of the girls?

 

mmm im still on that website... so many pictures

idk not many

 

i always pass by it when i go down the riverwalk, havent been there because everytime i go down to the riverwalk, im with my wife. she doesnt like places like that

 

no its not the places that she doesnt like... its the fact that you keep checking out the girls that she doesnt like haha... u better watch out... she'll get you where it hurts, youre gonna wake up one day to see your car all messed up and you wont be able to accuse her because she was in bed all night and yet shes gonna have a smile on her face cause it would've been the best $200 she ever spent haha