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i know we started this on the meet thread but here is the official SE ScioNRG Chuck Norris and Friends Fact Page. I will serve as the fan club pres. all facts are welcome but originality wil be praised!
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
For some, the left ******** is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each ******** is larger than the other one.
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
Chuck Norris can do Quaduranomitry!
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
For some, the left ******** is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each ******** is larger than the other one.
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
Chuck Norris can do Quaduranomitry!
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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris can multiply and divide by 0.......twice.
The amount of energy created by one Chuck Norris Round House Kick could power NYC for 1 month......straight.
President Bush schedules the "State of the Union Address" around Walker Texas Ranger.
There is no such thing as good people or bad people there is only Chuck Norris and the people that fear him.
The amount of energy created by one Chuck Norris Round House Kick could power NYC for 1 month......straight.
President Bush schedules the "State of the Union Address" around Walker Texas Ranger.
There is no such thing as good people or bad people there is only Chuck Norris and the people that fear him.
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Someone once asked Chuck Norris who he admired most - He said Chuck Norris
It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris because that would mean you did not want it to happen
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.
Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris.
It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris because that would mean you did not want it to happen
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.
Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris.
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