Lame but hey

 

Lame!

 

What is the difference between kinky and erotic?

Kinky is using a feather....

Erotic is using the whole chicken!

 

I'll make sure to pass on the chicken at the christmas party!

 

It'll just add flavor. hahaha

 

Buckwheat and Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla: "How do you spell 'dumb'?"
Darla says, "d-u-m-b, dumb."
The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence."
She says, "Buckwheat is dumb."
The teacher says, "Now spell 'stupid.'"
Darla says, "S-t-u-p-i-d, stupid."
The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence."
Darla says, "Buckwheat is stupid."
When the teacher calls on Buckwheat and says, "Buckwheat, spell dictate."
Buckwheat stands and says, "D-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate."
The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence."
Buckwheat ponders for a few seconds, then spurts out, "I may be dumb and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate good!"

 

Judi, the blonde, runs crying into the office.

"What's wrong?" gasps her best friend Carol.

"It's my boyfriend." gushes Judi. "He was working on the engine under the hood of his car when the lid came down and cut off a finger!"

"My god", shrieks Carol. "Did it amputate his WHOLE finger!?"

"No thank goodness" sniffs Judi. "But it was the one just next to it!"

SORRY I COULDN'T RESIST..... TWO TODAY

 

A Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"

First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange."

The second little boy says"Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."

Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks "Does a fart have lumps?"

The teacher looks horrified and says "Johnny! Of course not!!!"

"OK. Then I DEFINITELY ____ my pants."

 

That's some funny ____ right there. I don't care who you are, that right there is funny.

 

^^^^
yah ok larry the cable guy

 

I don't know why, that one was the only one to crack me up.

 

git-r-done

 

mayonasse a lot of jokes

 

That was a good one "tater tot"

 

That was HI-larious!!!!!!!!! :D

 

"they call me tater salad"

 

Yeah, I don't want to be drunk in pubLIK, I want to be drunk in the bar!!!!

 

I want to be drunk sitting at home, a little deeper than this

 

Or like that toooooo

 

Wouldn't it be nice to sit at home all day without a care in the world and just grab your yoohoo.





I want some chocolate milk now