Southeast PA General Discussion - NJ/DE/MD welcome too!
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here is a little entertaining humor for this boring monday...
Wedding Night
David was going to be married to Jenn, so his father sat him down for a
little chat. He said, "David, let me tell you something. On my
wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your
mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.' She did and said, 'These are
too big I can't wear them.' I replied, "Exactly I wear the pants in this
family and I always will." Ever since that night we have never had any problems.
Hmmm," said David. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On
his honeymoon, David took off his pants and said to Jenn, "Here, try these
on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me."
David said, "Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always
will. I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Jenn took off her pants and handed them to David. She said, "Here,
you try on mine." He did and said, "I can't get into your pants." Jenn
said, Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-___ attitude, you never
will."
They lived happily ever after.
Wedding Night
David was going to be married to Jenn, so his father sat him down for a
little chat. He said, "David, let me tell you something. On my
wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your
mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.' She did and said, 'These are
too big I can't wear them.' I replied, "Exactly I wear the pants in this
family and I always will." Ever since that night we have never had any problems.
Hmmm," said David. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On
his honeymoon, David took off his pants and said to Jenn, "Here, try these
on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me."
David said, "Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always
will. I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Jenn took off her pants and handed them to David. She said, "Here,
you try on mine." He did and said, "I can't get into your pants." Jenn
said, Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-___ attitude, you never
will."
They lived happily ever after.
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Originally Posted by zanson
u should at least get rid of the wiper... or do something cool with it :-p
maybe put a lil toaster on it that moves when you use the back wiper
maybe put a lil toaster on it that moves when you use the back wiper
But i do wanna get rid of the rear wiper when i get the back up camera then it will just go right in that hole.
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Gotta drop my car off tommorow to get an alignment...the DF210's really wacked it out i have to fight the car for it to stay straight haha its not that bad but it pulls to the left like crazy.
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Originally Posted by narconethree
give it to that kid who hit the wall on the 1/8th to drive for a day.
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I HAD A GREAT TIME YESTERDAY. TIME FLEW. LESLIE WON AND WAS GREATED BY HER ADORING FANS. WE ALL WERE IN THE PIC AT THE WINNERS CIRCLE WITH HER. IT WAS AWESOME. CANT WAIT TO GET TO THE GARAGE AND GET MY CAR DONE FOR NEXT SEASON. .
