So I wrote a letter to el jerk face-O who is also described in said letter. If any of you know him please make sure he gets this, and my phone number.

Dear stupid malfunctioning human being with the license number 682-VID,
Hello, I know that you may be a bit confused by this letter and think of it as unnecessary but you frustrated me to the point of feeling this warranted. Let me set up a lovely story for you, today (July 08 2007) at about 12:50am I was riding with my boyfriend in his car and we where on our way home from the drive in theater, I was not feeling well and was wanting to get home and get in bed. Even with me feeling like crap and nagging my boyfriend to get me home so I wouldn't puke in his car my boyfriend refused to break the speed limits (because he isn't a jack ___) and then you came along... My thoughts on you right now are about as low as ones thoughts can go. You came flying up from somewhere on Interstate 5 behind us in the north Seattle area and felt the need to slow down right next to our car. Yes... we see you, congrats on your car. Oh and if you are reading this (which I desperately hope you are) your car is a early 90s (92-95) Honda Civic Hatchback white with a black lip kit, carbon fiber canards, a full invasive roll cage, what looked like a battery cut off switch sticking out above next to your passenger side taillight (yeah... that was cool... I really hope you can imagine my emphasized eye roll from where you are sitting) oh and a JDM office sticker, too bad I can't find your website you worthless piece of crap. You decided to try and pull ahead of us a few times and we let you because my boyfriend (unlike yourself) feels absolutely no need to prove to you his engine size or what he has done because what you where doing (street racing) is illegal and endangers other people (erhm.. myself). I know you saw me laughing at you (because you where making an ___ out of yourself and only proving how mating within the family can go wrong, please thank your mom for me and tell her to stay away from uncle Billy Bob). Yes woopee you are fast vroom vroom, hooray for you, no really, I'm happy for you? right? no. I also know you saw the emphasized head shake, which roughly translated into terms you could understand means... no. Not just no, but hell no you freaking miscreant leave us alone. Did you get the clue? no. You bounced off your rev limiter a few times (again congrats) and by this time you have been harrassing us all the way through Seattle and down to the southcenter mall area on I-5 we then get out of our carpool lane (behind you because we STILL don't care if you are faster or not) and start getting over because our exit is coming up and you jammed your breaks in front of us. THIS is why I am writing you this letter, yes, we finally got to the point. Here I am in my boyfriends car getting thrown against the seat belt because YOU are an idiot with a chip on your shoulder. Look I'm sorry your mommy didn't love you or Daddy never gave you any attention but don't take it out on drivers. You locked up your tires and we saw the lovely smoke that comes with burnt rubber and you know what I did after screaming and grabbing on to my boyfriend? I got out my cell phone and called the cops and gave them the make (Honda), model (Civic Hatchback -EG6-), and license number (682-VID). I hope you went to jail even though I know you didn't. YOU are the reason I am smart enough to not carry a gun with me in the car because you endangered MY life. How the ____ do you know if I am a woman who is 9 months pregnant or not? How do you know that you breaking didn't cause me to have a miscariage or a heart attack or maybe I had taken my seat belt off for just a second to take off a jacket and I could have been ejected from the car I hope to god and all things holy that I see your smug face at a car show some day so I can give you a piece of my mind. I hope you wreck your car and I hope you flip it and I hope it leaves you permanently crippled, oh no, I don't want you to die I want you to sit with no arms and no legs and no eyes and no tongue and I want you to hear the screams as people walk by you and scream "my god what is that thing" I hope when you wreck your car, no not if, when, that you don't have the imbecility to take anybody out with you. You didn't put just my boyfriends life at stake but my life and the life of everyone else on I-5 and I hope you pay for it. Just because you think you are the hot ____ on turd mountain doesn't mean anybody else gives a crap. How would you feel if instead of going home tonight you where going to jail? How would you feel if instead of going home tonight we where going to the hospital or the morgue? Yes, that stuff really does happen in real life man is mortal. People like you give a horrible name to the import scene and are the reason that such gross misconceptions about tuner kids exist. Do me a favor and never drive again. Ever.
-Alexandra Dorian (the girl you could have killed tonight)

 

Calm...calm yourself allie.

 

Nice. Post it to platewire.com!

 

 

Well Done - see if he has the nerve to post a response...

 

Nice, btw I belive he was @ the "show" we went to in Lynnwood, only reason I remember hims is because hit was fullt raced out (belive it was the one that had the KA swap, if the bars were gold), and becuase it had the actual GAB wheel w/ center caps. Too bad he didn't wreck it, would have tloved to get those rims off of him....hmmm still might then, whad'ya say?

 

BTW...cough:
http://www.myspace.com/drift_office
or
http://groups.myspace.com/driftoffice

Also might look a bit @ friends and comments, looked like there was a guy named evo chris w/ a white civic in his pic, but couldn't view his profile to see since saddly yes I do not have myspace.

 

...... whoa. But yeah, get that fool!

 

Nice post Allie.. I would have called the cops on him at the north end of Seattle and then by the time you got to southcenter, they would have been there waiting.

Without lookin' through 170+ of his friends profiles, I couldn't see any that stood out with what kind of car you described

But is this the car????

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/inde...mageID=2129330

 

nope thats not it, thanks though I'm searching through those myspace groups now.

 

Deep breath, Alli. Another. OK.

Good post, actually, but could I make one tiny suggestion? Just one word? OK. "Paragraphs."

Tom

 

I'm surprised to read this story. For the short time i was up in WA, I was always told I-5 has the meanest cops on speeding. Honestly, I've really never seen a highway with such well behaved drivers (compared to the east coast) and I assumed it was because of the enforcement.

Never wish bad on someone else's life or car, just hope that he gets a reality check sooner than later. Hope you're feeling better

 

whoa..... glad your ok.. and hope the guy gets what he deserves...


btw... was i the only one who recognizes the quote from "the princes bride" ???

 

i think i know who you're talking about. the same car in your description, (same plate) pulled up next to me and my husband driving home from the tacoma mall. he pulled up to us, reved his engine numerous times and was speeding from one light to another. cut us off twice and locked his brakes because the light was red. he's an A**HOLE of a driver. i pulled out my nifty lil phone and called the cops too ... glad i'm not the only one who called the cops.

 

GOOOO Allie!!


I hate those kinda people because they think their the ****, but in all reality no matterwho you are there is someone faster who will put that bulldog mouth or pedal back in your puppy dog body lol

 

Well with any luck he'll get to try out the roll cage....

 

I was just up in seattle for the Kenny Chesney concert this weekend and coming back on I-5 in my mom's car , we had a couple of guys in diff civic hatchbacks doing the same thing, there was a black one whose headlights were literally flapping in the wind that was trying to mess with my mom and get her to race him.. my mom and I were just laughing at him until he started really trying to mess with her, and my mom is not one who likes to be messed with.. It was funny cause the guy thought he could actually take my mom on (she has an 07 corvette) we never went over the speed limit but we left him in the dust when he tried to cut her off and almost clipped her car then a ways further down there was a guy in a white hatchback trying to mess with her again.. Gotta be a civic thing..

 

Well I could help one of two ways lol...

I have a friend who works here at Rodland that hangs with Drift Office guys (who are all Really cool by the way) and probably knows this guy...

1) He could have a run against my tC since he desperately wants to race one so bad lol (in a week when I'm tuned for 350 hp to the wheels ;-) )

2) I could get his number and you can call him and read him your manifesto lol

 

That sounds horrible.
My boyfriend has a white eg, but not with those mods,..
People can be such ___ holes when they think that they're cool.

 

I actually talked to Bob (runs drift office) and he's ____ed, anybody that knows Bob knows that he doesn't put up with that crap he works too hard to make the scene respectable. He plans on sorting him out big time but if anybody wants to give me the number I sure wouldn't mind...