...the reflection on the TV screen...

 

She asked the TV screen every morning to tell her who was the fairest .....

 

...the TV screen shook and steamed and a voice from the television replied...

 

...mecka lecka high. mecka hiney ho, mecka lecka high mecka hiney ho.....

 

this was the response she would get every morning, which greatly confused her

 

so she shot the TV

 

but missed and hit the wii

 

and much to her dismay Wii sports would no longer work on the system, including bowling , however....

 

...<break for intermission> Lets go down to the lobby, lets go down to the lobby, lets go down to the lobby and get our selves a treat.... <end intermission>

 

...the television shook, steamed and the voice from the tv said "I have the power to restore the wii, however for repayment you must..."

 

( what is the rating on this story )

 

makeyourself into a peanut butter and jelly sandw
ich

 

g-pg lol

 

What's wrong with making yourself turn into a pb n j sandwhich to save the wii? That's family friendly! I mean cmon and dancing pb n j sandwich!???? THAT's entertainment!

 

it wasn't meant for that. there were a few people who must have all replied at the same time which is why i erased the post...it was in reply to the question to what the rating was for this thread...now this story just got straight thread jacked!! let's stay on topic continue on with the story!



One warm dark night in Idaho , little brown girl decided to sit down to an evening of playing Wii. the little brown girl took her wii stick and accidentally threw it at her best friends head during an intense game of Wii sports. her friend screamed but thankfully her friend was strong in the force and deflected the wii controler With her jedi mind power. forgetting though that she was madly in love with the reflection on the TV screen. She asked the TV screen every morning to tell her who was the fairest. the TV screen shook and steamed and a voice from the television replied mecka lecka high. mecka hiney ho, mecka lecka high mecka hiney ho. this was the response she would get every morning which greatly confused her so she shot the TV but missed and hit the wii and much to her dismay Wii sports would no longer work on the system, including bowling however. the television shook, steamed and the voice from the tv said "I have the power to restore the wii, however for repayment you must make yourself into a peanut butter and jelly sandwich..."

 

... stick your right arm in, stick your right arm out, stick your right arm in and you shake it all about, you do the hokey pokey and you....

 

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One warm dark night in Idaho , little brown girl decided to sit down to an evening of playing Wii. the little brown girl took her wii stick and accidentally threw it at her best friends head during an intense game of Wii sports. her friend screamed but thankfully her friend was strong in the force and deflected the wii controler With her jedi mind power. forgetting though that she was madly in love with the reflection on the TV screen. She asked the TV screen every morning to tell her who was the fairest. the TV screen shook and steamed and a voice from the television replied mecka lecka high. mecka hiney ho, mecka lecka high mecka hiney ho. this was the response she would get every morning which greatly confused her so she shot the TV but missed and hit the wii and much to her dismay Wii sports would no longer work on the system, including bowling however. the television shook, steamed and the voice from the tv said "I have the power to restore the wii, however for repayment you must make yourself into a peanut butter and jelly sandwich..."[/quote]

So with a nod of her head WHAM she turned into a human sized PB n J. Then little brown girl giggled with a sinister look in her eye and reached for the wii-mote....

 

But with arms of peanut butter and jam, the wii-mote kept slipping and sticking and dropping on the floor, covered in a goopy mess. She tried to whistle for her dog but no sounds came from her peanut butter mouth.

 

The cow from the farm know something was wrong and come over to ask "Got Milk?"

 

'As if you didn't know', replied the LBG, 'so why don't you...