Nope only 13 lbs.

 

why do you have 13lb turkeys?

 

Only 1, dads work gave them to all employees, we have one already so don't need this one

 

I got a 15lb in the freezer. Paid 9 bucks.

 

Josh the correct answer is yes we do have a 11lb turkey........honestly public schools have failed us........11lb+2lb+13lb turkey........you cannot have a 13lb turkey with out it weighing 11 lb........

I now need you to answer these questions 3.........

Ready.

Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Sir Lancelot: Blue.
Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Sir Robin: That's easy.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Robin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Robin: Sir Robin of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Robin: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
Sir Robin: I don't know that.
[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]
Sir Robin: Auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Galahad: I seek the Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Galahad: Blue. No, yel...
[he is also thrown over the edge]
Galahad: auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

 

Wait, I only want a 9 pound turkey. Do you have a 9 pound turkey?

 

I will trade you a 13 lb turkey for a 9lb turkey.......just cut off what you do not need and put it in a abag with a coconut.

 

Deal! Hahaha j/k I'm all confused now haha.

 

well seriously though, i need to find someone who wants this turkey...anyone?

 

Is it just me or is it kinda funny how Brian talks about monty python and there is a Monty python ringtone ad at the botom of this thread.

 

see ya'll in a few... boys in tow

 

Josh I'm good, I don't need it.

 

well i got ahold of my ex...apparently she doesnt have one yet so i gave it to her...thought i would offer it up to my scion family.....

 

funny, the add says "Lose 53lbs in 12 Weeks!"

 

Well it had that ad when i typed my comment. Know its a K&N ad. Thats a funny ad though. 53lbs not 50 they give you an exact amount like that. Must work well. LOL

 

And of course now that I spent time cleaning the car etc..

IT'S RAINING!

 

See yal there.

 

Trade that 53lbs for a 13 lb turkey.......that is a 40 lb differance.......what a deal............would anyone be interested in a rabbit........it is a viscious rabbit......with BIG TEETH.....

 

Jose' Cuervo and a viscious rabbit......and I will toss in a..........shrubbery.......

 

We area sorry for this interuption of the regular service.......those responsible have been sacked........

and now for something completely differant.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vuW6...eature=related