Traded in the xB
Originally Posted by P-Shooter
Congrats on the new xB!
As I read the reasons why you did...I had to read it a few times just to make sure I understood it. Did you subconsciously just describe Zoolander Turbo...scratch that....Zoolander Juicy Hollister Abercrombie boy?
Here's the original:
Here's how I read it going down the line:
"WHY WOULD I GET ANOTHER CRACKER DUDE?!?!" (as in Zoolander Juicy Hollister Abercrombie boy)
1. HE's a reliable dude. (is he?)
2. big enough (what exactly are we talking about here?)
3. HE'S beautiful and gold. (He has stunning model good looks and a great tan.)
4. HE'S got enough power to satisfy me (do tell girl....do tell.... )
5. He's super sexy on the inside. (I don't really know what he is like alone. So I'll take your word.)
6. HE's got a better crash test rating than Timbo. (He has a high tolerance for pain from your beatings?)
7. I'm not leaving the scion community anytime soon. (You're going to be spending a lot of time seeing Zoolander Juicy Hollister Abercrombie boy anyhow?)
I could be mistaken (and it wouldn't be the first time) but I swear that's how I read it.
As I read the reasons why you did...I had to read it a few times just to make sure I understood it. Did you subconsciously just describe Zoolander Turbo...scratch that....Zoolander Juicy Hollister Abercrombie boy?
Here's the original:
Originally Posted by kiss_kiss_kill
"WHY WOULD YOU GET ANOTHER SCION?!?!"....well, because 1) it's a reliable car, 2) big enough to haul around my tC parts in, 3) it's a beautiful gold, 4) it's got enough power to satisfy me, 5) the interior is super sexy, 6) it's got a better crash test rating than the xB1, & 7) I'm not leaving the scion community anytime soon.
I just thought it was an all around lovely car, & easily affordable.
I just thought it was an all around lovely car, & easily affordable.
"WHY WOULD I GET ANOTHER CRACKER DUDE?!?!" (as in Zoolander Juicy Hollister Abercrombie boy)
1. HE's a reliable dude. (is he?)
2. big enough (what exactly are we talking about here?)
3. HE'S beautiful and gold. (He has stunning model good looks and a great tan.)
4. HE'S got enough power to satisfy me (do tell girl....do tell.... )
5. He's super sexy on the inside. (I don't really know what he is like alone. So I'll take your word.)
6. HE's got a better crash test rating than Timbo. (He has a high tolerance for pain from your beatings?)
7. I'm not leaving the scion community anytime soon. (You're going to be spending a lot of time seeing Zoolander Juicy Hollister Abercrombie boy anyhow?)
I could be mistaken (and it wouldn't be the first time) but I swear that's how I read it.
Originally Posted by Mightygnu
nope we dont. cuz you're too cool.
Edited: and you're too busy, so I will let you come to me.
Edited: and you're too busy, so I will let you come to me.
& I'm not too busy, I'm always on my sidekick, dork.
Originally Posted by kiss_kiss_kill
Originally Posted by Mightygnu
nope we dont. cuz you're too cool.
Edited: and you're too busy, so I will let you come to me.
Edited: and you're too busy, so I will let you come to me.
& I'm not too busy, I'm always on my sidekick, dork.
So you went for it. I am glad. I think the 2nd gen xB is a great car. I hope you don't have huge plans for it though or I would say return it for a Non-RS5. I would hate to see a collectors item modded for SEMA 
But I think it was a good choice. Your so 5ft of fury its not funny. Big cars! Loud colors! Are you really 5ft?
Congrats Tina.

But I think it was a good choice. Your so 5ft of fury its not funny. Big cars! Loud colors! Are you really 5ft?
Congrats Tina.
I plan on somewhat modding it, but nothing out of the ordinary (wheels, drop, wing, etc), definitely not SEMA status, & I'm not changing the paint. I love the color. I would've painted my tC Gold Rush had I seen it in person prior to fixing up my tC again. I love the xB2, more-so than I ever loved my tC. I love everything about it. Sunroof, interior, exterior, power, everything.
& yes, I'm 5 feet (Maybe 5'1"? Not sure). What do you mean it's not funny?
I'm all about being loud & having big(ger) cars but sticking to the scion scene, it matches my personality. I'm loud, & bold, & all about modification. I've never had a fully stock vehicle (well, of the 4 cars I've had).
& yes, I'm 5 feet (Maybe 5'1"? Not sure). What do you mean it's not funny?
I'm all about being loud & having big(ger) cars but sticking to the scion scene, it matches my personality. I'm loud, & bold, & all about modification. I've never had a fully stock vehicle (well, of the 4 cars I've had).
Originally Posted by kiss_kiss_kill
^^^^ Actually, I think I'm 5'1". I seriously thought I was 5'2" & then I was told 5'1" so perhaps I AM 5'. 5 feet of fury sounds way better than 5 foot 1 of fury.





