Bah Humbug!
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You're the fruit cake!
I have a headache from trying to blow out the lights on the Christmas tree to get my Christmas wish.
I'm about half done.
I'm going to wish for Rudolph underwear. Guess what part lights up red!?
Then we can unwrap my yule log. But be careful I don't get Figgy Pudding in your eye!
I maybe I should wish for sugar plumb slaves.
Last year I wished for 8 Maids-a-Milking, That didn't turn out so good.
However, I did get a bird to sit on my pear tree.
Remember : It is better to have one hand on your bird then two hands in your bush.
Oh, And thank you to all who hang stocking at your house. When I break in to your house drunk and naked on Christmas they will keep my feet warm on your cold floors.
I have a headache from trying to blow out the lights on the Christmas tree to get my Christmas wish.
I'm about half done.
I'm going to wish for Rudolph underwear. Guess what part lights up red!?
Then we can unwrap my yule log. But be careful I don't get Figgy Pudding in your eye!
I maybe I should wish for sugar plumb slaves.
Last year I wished for 8 Maids-a-Milking, That didn't turn out so good.
However, I did get a bird to sit on my pear tree.
Remember : It is better to have one hand on your bird then two hands in your bush.
Oh, And thank you to all who hang stocking at your house. When I break in to your house drunk and naked on Christmas they will keep my feet warm on your cold floors.
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