If we don't see or talk to you all before the holidays, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Be safe and stay out of jail, I'm not coming to bail you out! lol

 

Um... then can you send me a cake with a file in it then?
Merry Christmas.

 

sure i'll send a christmas fruit cake lol

 

You're the fruit cake!

I have a headache from trying to blow out the lights on the Christmas tree to get my Christmas wish.
I'm about half done.
I'm going to wish for Rudolph underwear. Guess what part lights up red!?
Then we can unwrap my yule log. But be careful I don't get Figgy Pudding in your eye!
I maybe I should wish for sugar plumb slaves.
Last year I wished for 8 Maids-a-Milking, That didn't turn out so good.
However, I did get a bird to sit on my pear tree.
Remember : It is better to have one hand on your bird then two hands in your bush.

Oh, And thank you to all who hang stocking at your house. When I break in to your house drunk and naked on Christmas they will keep my feet warm on your cold floors.

 

lmao only you Frosty only you!

 

Now you know what it's like inside my head.

 

.... Can I go Home yet? It is Christmas eve, Mr Scrooge.

 

Merry Christmas all

 

Merry Christmas! Hope everyone is having a great day!