PHXLOCO

One day a boy names Noics woke up and found ..........

Frosty355

That he had wet the bed. But as he began to mop up he found keys to vehicle with a fob that read "SCION" stuck to his ......

dslroxx

cabbage that he was saving for his morning meal. As his bare feet hit the cold floor, he shouted...

Big_Bird

oh fritters and fiddlesticks! Just then he peered out the window to see...

s2

a brand-frickin'-new...

boostybox

2008 scion xb.........

Frosty355

with a wing that sat a foot and a half off the roof! It was painted the worst color of....

dslroxx

pea green baby poo. Inside, though, the seats were covered in a fine...

Big_Bird

crushed velvet. When he sat in it, it made the ladies...

dslroxx

want to pet his hamster. He put the key in the ignition, fired it up, and began driving to...

PHXLOCO

the local library. which in reality was not a library but a .....

Frosty355

place where a man can sell his dignity for a little gas money. He pulled up in his new ride, put on some chap-stick and went in to find...

dslroxx

the place had been renovated since he had last been there. The shaggy orange carpet and fuzzy green wallpaper had been replaced with...

Djbarista

Stone floors and piles upon piles of dirty women. He asked his hamster.....

Frosty355

"Have I gone mad?...I must have because I'm talking to a hamster". Then he realized he walked in to the mortuary and remembered the tragic news story he saw about the WOMW (Women Of Mud Wrestling) and how someone poisoned the mud. Then Noics said "I need to....

Number2

remedy this muddy mess at once! So he hastily ran back to the car and grabbed...

Tymetwister

his shotgun, mumbling something about not being able to take this life of dancing hamsters, women mud wrestlers and green baby poo. he started turning the gun on himself, and then...

PHXLOCO

noticed out of the corner of his eye some gayliens had surounded him. He slowely pointed the gun at the floor, while trying to keep his cool. There were six gayliens surounding him and in the backround he hear music and thought to himself "isnt that..........

moonray

the Budwiser theme song.

Number2

He carefully set the shotgun on the ground and kicked it over to the widget gaylien (commander). "Your time is up Mr. Noice! Yippee-ki-yay, mother fu..."

But before he could finish his sentence, Noice yelled "Go! Go! Gadget Legs!" and leapt up into the sky, thinking...