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From: Hialeah, FL but NY4life
Joined: Nov 2007
Posts: 7,369
From: Jacksonville, FL
Joined: Nov 2007
Posts: 7,369
From: Jacksonville, FL
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10
miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge
only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other
side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and
with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and
love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she
replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And
just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger,
then work my way up - - two fingers, then three,
then four, then get my whole hand in. I work from side
to side until I can get both hands in, and then I
slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot
@#%hole?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket $125.00
Court Costs. $45.00
The Look on Cop's Face. PRICELESS
miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge
only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other
side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and
with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and
love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she
replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And
just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger,
then work my way up - - two fingers, then three,
then four, then get my whole hand in. I work from side
to side until I can get both hands in, and then I
slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot
@#%hole?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket $125.00
Court Costs. $45.00
The Look on Cop's Face. PRICELESS
Joined: Nov 2007
Posts: 7,369
From: Jacksonville, FL







