Chris Rado Widebody Project Tease of Paint!!!!!
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Joined: May 2005
Posts: 2,795
From: Houston, TX
Originally Posted by ih8civx
I brought Rick Ross... Not Timberlake
"Candy all in the paint, rims deep in the dirt
gotta car full of work, Ignorant Person pocket full of hurt"
"Candy all in the paint, rims deep in the dirt
gotta car full of work, Ignorant Person pocket full of hurt"
What you know bout' purple drank
What you know bout' poppin' trunk, neon lights, candy paint
What you know about white shirts, starched down jeans with a razor crease
Platinum and gold on top our teeth, big ol' chains with a iced out piece
You don't know bout' Michael Watts
You don't know about DJ Screw
What you know about "MAN! Hold UP", I done came down and what it do?
They don't know about P.A.T"
"They don't know what that scar bout'
They don't know what that bar bout'
They don't know what that candy car bout'
or smokin' that joint about
Texas is the home of the playas and pimps
Showin' naked @$$ in the great state of Tex'
3rd Coast Born I mean we're Texas raised"
Paul Wall/Mike Jones/UGK/BunB!
Texas muthaf***a that's where I stay!!!
we have a lotta pride here in tx!
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I got sum'in fo you.... I hope everyone will take this well... I thought it was pretty funny and not to offend anyone...
Da Night afro' Crizzmus
Wus da night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,
everybody be sleepin' and dey be sleepin' damned good.
We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck,
dat dear ole Santy Claws, gunna brang us our check.
All of da family, was ly'in on the flow,
my sister wif her gurlfriend,
and my brother wif some hoe.
I dun passed out on da flow too,
right next to my baby's maw,
when I heared such a fuss,
I thunk...."Sh'eet, it must be da law".
I looked out thru da bars, to see what I'ze could see,
I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrent fo' me.
But what did I see, made me say,
"Laaawd look at dat".
dere was a huge watermelon,
pulled by 8 big a$$ rats.
Now over all of da years, Santy Claws he be white,
but it looks like us brotha's, got a black Santy tonight.
Faster than a poe'lice car, my homeboy he came,
and whupped up on dem rats,
as he called dem by name.
On Leroy, On Jerome, On Virgil, On *****,
On Yolanda, On Crayola, On Kiesha, and Nefilly.
Ol' Santy landed dat melon, right there in da street,
I knowed it fo' sho', da damnest thing I ever seed.
Dat black Santy didn't go down no chimney,
he picked da lock on my doe,
an I sez to myself, "Sh'eet...he don dis befoe.
He had a big bag, full of presents I spect,
wif Air Jordans and fake gold, to wear roun my neck.
But he left me no presents, just stated stealin my ****.
He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit.
Den, wif my **** in his bag, out da windoe he flew,
I sho' woulda chased him, be he snagged my knife too.
He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch,
and waz gone in two seconds, dat son of a b1tch.
So nex year I be hopin', a white Santy we git,
'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a **** !!!!
Hope you all thought it was funny.... Have a great Holiday...
Da Night afro' Crizzmus
Wus da night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,
everybody be sleepin' and dey be sleepin' damned good.
We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck,
dat dear ole Santy Claws, gunna brang us our check.
All of da family, was ly'in on the flow,
my sister wif her gurlfriend,
and my brother wif some hoe.
I dun passed out on da flow too,
right next to my baby's maw,
when I heared such a fuss,
I thunk...."Sh'eet, it must be da law".
I looked out thru da bars, to see what I'ze could see,
I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrent fo' me.
But what did I see, made me say,
"Laaawd look at dat".
dere was a huge watermelon,
pulled by 8 big a$$ rats.
Now over all of da years, Santy Claws he be white,
but it looks like us brotha's, got a black Santy tonight.
Faster than a poe'lice car, my homeboy he came,
and whupped up on dem rats,
as he called dem by name.
On Leroy, On Jerome, On Virgil, On *****,
On Yolanda, On Crayola, On Kiesha, and Nefilly.
Ol' Santy landed dat melon, right there in da street,
I knowed it fo' sho', da damnest thing I ever seed.
Dat black Santy didn't go down no chimney,
he picked da lock on my doe,
an I sez to myself, "Sh'eet...he don dis befoe.
He had a big bag, full of presents I spect,
wif Air Jordans and fake gold, to wear roun my neck.
But he left me no presents, just stated stealin my ****.
He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit.
Den, wif my **** in his bag, out da windoe he flew,
I sho' woulda chased him, be he snagged my knife too.
He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch,
and waz gone in two seconds, dat son of a b1tch.
So nex year I be hopin', a white Santy we git,
'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a **** !!!!
Hope you all thought it was funny.... Have a great Holiday...
