np ;D

 

douchecanoe has to be the funniest word I've heard or read in about a week

 

Some douchecanoe left a nice sized dent in my passenger side door one day and was still parked there when I got back. I literally parked on the furthest edge of a space that was on the far right hand side of a row, so only one person could park to my left side. Well, needless to say they parked so close that they were inside my parking space! I keyed the whole side of their car, so maybe next time they'll learn to not be an a$$hole.

Similar situation happened while I was at a party. I parked facing up a pretty steep hill along a curb. I parked FAR away, so no one would come near me. Well I come back to find someone 2ft away from my front bumper, and someone literally 1/2" from my rear. I had to get my girlfriend to direct me out of there, and on such a steep hill with a manual tranny, believe me it wasn't easy. I finally pull out onto the steet, and inspect my bumpers, finding some nice white paint rubbed onto my rear from the other person's license plate. I was furious, and keyed the hell outta the thing. People just have to learn to have some respect I guess.

 

yay for keys!!

 

I'm never parking within 5 feet of you

 

Hate to say it, but I bought my car used, one previous owner, female. She must've loved rings, because the inside of the door handle is covered in scratches. Also, she must've had some drunken moments and missed the keyhole, and completely forgot about having a fob. Key nicks above the hole, on both sides of the car.

One good sized scratch&dent on the pass. side door, not sure where it's from. Backed into what seemed like a white rock wall, broke the tail lense and broke some of the interior clips for rear bumper. I fixed both when I bought the car.

Drivers side mirror turn signal lense is cracked and lightly scratched, from another white rock wall (pattern? either work or driveway and she never got better at parking in them)

Small scratch on the bumper, looks like she hit a curb stopper for a parking spot.



What I did to the car:

Nothing. Been to busy fixing the previous owners screw ups, lol. I park literally 20 yrds from ppl.

 

you should try waxing your car, you'll be amazed how many of the scratches disappear.

 

''Backed into what seemed like a white rock wall,'' just the way you said that is funny as hell.

 

With my detective work, a rock wall was the only thing I could come up with.

Oh and also, I worked at the dealer I bought it from and drove it before it was detailed.. she forgot a purty gold fingernail polish that was somehow wedged between the back seats and the hatch.