- Scion tc

The most badass car ever made. The scion tc is very fast and can attract any female within 500 miles of the area it is in. The scion tc was made for young hipsters by toyota to stomp a honda civics ___. it specializes in late night street racing and is only driven by super cool people. is known for killing v6 mustangs on the street.

Honda driver: im ___!

Scion tc driver: I know im gunna go over here and sex these fine girls!


lol thought that was pretty funny

 

lmao!! wtf?

 

haha

 

tr00f

 

and to think, all my friends thought I was crazy when I said that. Now I have proof!!

 

well lets face it.
the tC attracts girls because...its a girls car.
and v6 mustangs are pretty slow.
hahaha

 

hahaha that is the funniest thing ive heard all day.

 

sounds pretty accurate to me. lmao! i hope all of you guys are sexing it up with your super fast cars.

(:

 

well we wouldnt be doing anything other then exactly that lol...

 

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well we wouldnt be doing anything other then exactly that lol...[/quote]

welll, i pick my nose sometimes. so maybe its a good 97% of the time

 

Hahahaha. I love urban dictionary. I would say that's pretty accurate. lmao

I also just searched the word "Scion" and got this.

scion

A car which can easily be mistaken for an abandoned fridge when parked.

Person 1: Now look, someone's left out a perfectly good metallic purple fridge.

Person 2: Is it a fridge?

Person 1: No its a scion XB "xtra brisk".

 

lmao...... funniest thing ive read in a while

 

it gets funnier and funniern as the post goes on.

 

now thats good stuff right there

 

what is this "sexing" you speak of?








my gf does dig my car though.

 

haha funny stuff

 

haha

 

lmao! great find man.

 

Ha. Urban Dictionary FTW.

 

wow someone was bored ..........