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Old 10-08-2008, 12:38 AM
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ok so i am sitting at a stoplight behind this integra... and he has this huge universal muffler sticking out of the back and pointing up real hard.. it looked bad.. real bad.. and it was all wobbly. so.. i was sitting there and noticed he had a honda badge on it.. nothing weird about that really.. a little ricey but whatever.. then i notice he also had the acura badge on it also.. right as i noticed that i laughed a little.. so the light goes green and he goes a little harder than just normal starting from a stop.. but his exhaust just sounds like someone was hitting a can of ____ed off bees with 2 weed whackers.. so i laughed a little at that as i watched wondering if the exhaust was gonna fall off. so i get up beside him and i was just driving along, my exhaust was rumbling a bit and i guess he noticed so he speed up then dropped into a lower gear and got beside me, running in like 3rd so i put it in 2nd running about 5,000 rpms and we floor it.. ok i am in the xb.. i figured im gonna loose to this guy in his rediculous acura and make a fool of myself.. but i was like whatever it will be funny no matter what.. and to my suprise i stayed ahead of him to about 65 or 70 and i let off cuz i am not one to race.. i already have 8 points on my license for speeding and window tint tickets from my mustang.. but i was dying laughing that i won.. i didnt expect it or understand it.. but he was going as hard as he could.. you could hear his car screaming the whole time lol.. i dunno,, but w00t i beat an integra lmao.
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Good for you...
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nice story..at first I was gonna flame you for saying acura/honda integra but now it all makes sense.
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congrats, do you feel good about yourself for acting like a tard?
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ummmm..... that exhaust sound.... mebbe it was plugged up with rice???
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he was just havong a little fun geez no need to pop a boner !!!
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"Pop a boner"? That sounds awful.

Just like incoherent, rambling tales of street racing.
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lol
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Originally Posted by saddlesore
ummmm..... that exhaust sound.... mebbe it was plugged up with rice???
Be careful cause Rice Krispies are gonna come out!...
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You shouldn't be driving. 8 pts on your license?? Why haven't they taken it away.

Don't make people think that xB drivers are just as stupid as people driving their other 'street racing' cars.

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i stayed ahead of him to about 65 or 70 and i let off cuz i am not one to race..
Perhaps you should look up the definition of 'race'.
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Originally Posted by burstaneurysm
Originally Posted by ShawnBenton
i stayed ahead of him to about 65 or 70 and i let off cuz i am not one to race..
Perhaps you should look up the definition of 'race'.
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Wait...this isn't the tC forum...wtf is going on?
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I know... it's crazy. He must've really been whipping the 83 hamsters pretty hard.

The xB is slow. Don't race. It's stupid. Even if it's boosted, it's still slower than most cars on the road.
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Originally Posted by burstaneurysm
You shouldn't be driving. 8 pts on your license?? Why haven't they taken it away.
8 points is nothing
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Originally Posted by burstaneurysm
You shouldn't be driving. 8 pts on your license?? Why haven't they taken it away.
This is exactly what is wrong with this country. We're WAY too lenient when it comes to this stuff. People should have to retake the written exam and driving test every 5 years, and should get suspensions after 2 violations within a 12month period. It should also take a little more than 2 month long high school course to get your license. We could learn a lot from Germany.
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Good luck, people think it's their god-given right to drive. You start taking people's license away because they're incompetent and can barely walk and think at the same time, and they'll burn you alive.
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Yeah I know. I'm just saying, the Germans got it right.

I guess that's just a reason why the Autobahn is the safest highway in the world. This also proves that speeding doesn't kill, people who don't understand how to operate a vehicle kill.
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Originally Posted by ChrisLimEditionXB
Originally Posted by burstaneurysm
You shouldn't be driving. 8 pts on your license?? Why haven't they taken it away.
8 points is nothing
No, ZERO points is nothing. You know how many points I have on my license? Zero. You know how many times I've been pulled over? Zero.

People need to stop acting like a-holes on the road. 3 strikes and you're out.
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i didnt get those 8 points being an idiot just to clarify..

ticket 1-- i was in a neighborhood i had never been in. driving a POS 89 sable with no abs.. it was raining and a stop sign came up real fast and i slowed down but it was either go sliding halfway through it or just go around 12 mph and drive right through.. so i could clearly see no cars were coming (they had a stopsign too anyways) so i just rolled through it.. BAM cop pulls me over.

ticket 2- ok this one is stupid and i shouldnt have been doing it but it was like 3 am and i was on my way home and i was going 55 in a 35.. got pulled..

ticket 3.. had a mustang with 15 percent tint.. tint ticket

ticket 4.. tint ticket

ticket 5.. ticket 4 still in effect i was pulled for tint.. he saw i already had a ticket for it so he was like welll you were going 52 in a 45.. speeding ticket wtf.

so i mean kinda being an idiot but not that bad ya know.. and here in nc you can get up to 12 points until its taken.
but i always drive the speed limit now and obey all traffic laws and all that.. that one little race was just a one time deal.
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It happens, all I ask is don't help perpetuate the stereotype that people who modify their cars are immature street racers.
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