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Old Jan 1, 2007 | 12:43 AM
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Well i deliver pizzas in my xB. One of the places i deliver is this little ghetto town near the place i work for. So i pull up to these 4 guys outside waiting for me. We exchange "what ups". Now keep in mind these guys are "extreme gangsters" so it makes it even better lol. The ring leader steps forward and the conversation went like this.

Thug: "Yo son you bought that car"?
Me: (confused) yeah?
Thug: "yo you mean no one gave that sh*t to you"
Megetting ready to run) "nah man i bought it when they first came out"
Thug: " I mean I aint got sh#t but thats a F**kin ugly car yo"
Me: (relieved i didnt get jacked) "Have a good night man"


people are unreal, he admitted he didnt even have a car but still proceeded to make fun of mine haha.
Old Jan 1, 2007 | 12:51 AM
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think that probably belongs here, huh?

https://www.scionlife.com/forums/vie...ghlight=insult
Old Jan 1, 2007 | 07:46 AM
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No accounting for taste. Just consider the source.
Old Jan 1, 2007 | 07:47 AM
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^^ exactly
Old Jan 1, 2007 | 08:18 AM
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read inbetween the lines:

yo yo - we prolly can't afford one of those yo...


jealousy makes the world go round. it's so sad. =(
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Old Jan 1, 2007 | 08:25 AM
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Old Jan 1, 2007 | 11:57 AM
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You should have had some fun with it and asked him if he wanted it...then again he probably would of capped your a$$ after saying something "smart" like that...

Me...I love messing with people like that...but not everyone can get away with it...I've been lucky so far!!!
Old Jan 21, 2007 | 02:35 AM
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A guy told me it looked like the Johnny Cab from "Total Recall"

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Old Jan 21, 2007 | 04:32 AM
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as you drove away, you should have yelled "the whistle tips got that wooooooooot woooooooooooooooot!"
-im sure only a few guys get this one
Old Jan 21, 2007 | 05:09 AM
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Co-worker came up to me tossed a loaf of bread into the car and said "Toast it!"
We work for a local bakery.
Old Jan 21, 2007 | 05:24 AM
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The "Pope Mobile" seems to be the latest craze for douchebags. Heh.
Old Jan 21, 2007 | 06:44 AM
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Originally Posted by ShadowOnTheBayou
The "Pope Mobile" seems to be the latest craze for douchebags. Heh.
The Pope could be so lucky
Old Jan 21, 2007 | 03:00 PM
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If he cant afford a car, what makes you think he could afford a gun.
Old Jan 21, 2007 | 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by C64C64
If he cant afford a car, what makes you think he could afford a gun.
$15k > $150(if not less)

Plus, most of the "thugs" around Albany are just talk. We have been getting more and more people from NYC coming up, but they are mostly the wannabes that aren't hard enough to live in the city.
Old Jan 21, 2007 | 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Bossman
as you drove away, you should have yelled "the whistle tips got that wooooooooot woooooooooooooooot!"
-im sure only a few guys get this one
I know exactly what you are talking about:
http://ebaumsworld.com/bubbrubbvideo.html
AND let's not forget:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bubbrubbflash.html
Old Jan 21, 2007 | 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Bossman
as you drove away, you should have yelled "the whistle tips got that wooooooooot woooooooooooooooot!"
-im sure only a few guys get this one
hahaha I got that joke! Haven't seen that in a long time but still hilarious!
Old Jan 21, 2007 | 03:32 PM
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Dude thats pretty funny. You gotta have a sense of humor with these cars. My brother told me I look like a japanese mailman. Sometimes at work my buddies and I will take my car to lunch and its always something like "hey I'll wind it up if you put on the gas".
Old Jan 21, 2007 | 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by pull503
Co-worker came up to me tossed a loaf of bread into the car and said "Toast it!"
We work for a local bakery.
hahahaha thats freakin hilarious
Old Jan 21, 2007 | 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Iride_xB04
Originally Posted by pull503
Co-worker came up to me tossed a loaf of bread into the car and said "Toast it!"
We work for a local bakery.
hahahaha thats freakin hilarious
Yeah, that is pretty good!
Old Jan 24, 2007 | 08:04 PM
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I had something like that happen to me yesterday...even being black it still sounded funny...it went like this...

Dude: Say Folk...you got that lil muu____a right cuz...
Me: Preciate it
Dude: You can put all kinda ****** up in 'nea

LOL...



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