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Old 06-29-2007, 12:20 AM
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Did I tell you I have two xBs? My 05 Camo. And my ex wife....better known as the ex "B"
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Old 06-29-2007, 12:58 AM
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This could be the greatest thread ever.
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x2......except mine is BOP, and i still have to sign papers...HEHE!!!
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Oh god...

I'm at a loss for words...
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Hmmm....this post was bound to happen )
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as do I, one black one white
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And, pertaining to the ex "B".....I didn't lose a wife - no, I gained a 'step-husband'
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errrr--I bet she is still a B and NOT and exB
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1 more vote for greatest thread ever
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agreed

BEST THREAD EVER
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LOLOLOL - ZING, TO THAT "B"

hjahahahahahaha ;]

excellent word play. you deserve a cookie.
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Originally Posted by jamesgang
Did I tell you I have two xBs? My 05 Camo. And my ex wife....better known as the ex "B"
I have TWO exes . . . but the woman I'm married to now (best wife I ever had -- third time's a charm!) is the real B . . . in fact, she was the RMH B Of The Year a few years back . . . .

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Ah yes - she's still a "B" - but I can now focus on the "ex" part. Oh - what used to ruin a good day now just gives me 'material' for my sales calls
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Reading this post made my day!
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another vote for best thread...too funny!
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great .........just made my day too....................LOL
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LMAO... awesome. Congrats BTW.

To play devils advocate though, she might be saying she has an ex A.

And maybe she's had it with men and is ready for a bB.

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hahah funny.....
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Old 06-30-2007, 10:36 AM
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[quote="13edge"To play devils advocate though, she might be saying she has an ex A.[/quote]

No Doubt!

About a year ago her parents were having a 50th wedding anniversary party. Of course, since I'd been a part of their lives for 30 years I was invited. I declined to attend as the situation was so new. My "stephusband" suggested we get t-shirts reading "dumb" and "dumber". I agreed - as long as he wore the "dumber" shirt because I already put in my 25+ years. I then added, we should get her one that read "dumb-A"
The reason I didn't attend was due to all the attendees not familiar with the situation. Can you imagine......Hi aunt so-n-so, this is "R"...my husband...........and you remember Chris............."
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get that box back man!!!
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