we use to do this on the VW site i use to hang out on...everyone post some up.

YOU KNOW YOU DRIVE AN xB WHEN....

- You can count the references to kitchen appliances on more then one hand
- Your car is less then a year old and does not have the original windshield in it
- tC driver try to race you all the time cause they know its a sure win
- You have a sticker/tshirt that says something along the lines of "Boxy is sexy"
- When washing your car it takes 15min to clean the bugs off the front end

 

try a little bug and tar remover (found at any parts store) on those front end bugs. just wipe them off. I use to spend more time on the front end than the rest of car alone.


singleshot

 

*watches airplane fly by*

 

-when you get asked "is that one of them hybrids"
-you find fedex trucks parking next to you
-older people say theirs so much room in their

 

when the tow truck comes to your rescue and leaves towing the green square dumpster that was right beside where u parked.

When cyclist pass you in the street even though your going at WOT

 

You know you drive an xB when,

-you do an install write up and list "un-snap" as a way of removing important parts

-you spend $100 on top of line car care products and still get swirls

-you forgot what your stock hubcaps looked like

-your insurance card says "Toyota Wagon"

-you topped out at 80mph!

-you have a list of "future mods" that never seems to go down, even as you keep modding

-you've given up on increasing horsepower

-every CEL has come on at some point

-you're sick of hearing "what does bB stand for?"

-in a strange twist, your girlfriend helped you shave YOUR box for a change!

-THE DON

 

You get tired of explaining to ppl what a "Scion" is so now you just tell them its a Toyota

 

All ^^^ Too funny and so true

 

YOU KNOW YOU DRIVE AN xB WHEN....

1. You smile as you pass the gas stations.

2. You pass other cars and all heads turn to catch a glimpse of the Toaster.

3. You get hammered with questions where ever you go about the Toaster.

4. You pass people walking and they stop, point and stare as you pass by.

5. You can do a 10 hr. drive and arrive to your destination feeling as good as you did before you left the house.

6. You see another Toaster and go "There is another smart person" but then think how it would look better if it was modded.

 

you now plan to leave 5min early to work/school/appointment/ect if you need to stop for gas because in the past, such trips has caused you to be late because of ppl asking questions and checking out the car.

you get mad if you see another xB and the driver doesnt wave

 

a roll of foam tape has found a home in your glove so you can fix annoying squeeks and rattles on the go.

 

shifts into 5th gear ends with you punching your friend in the passanger seat in the leg.

 

Household items are used to do mods- example blow dryer - furnace filter

You can replace any part of your car from ebay

Driving your car is fun

 

YOU KNOW YOU DRIVE AN xB WHEN.... it's raining/snowing and you take a different vehicle to keep the toaster clean and dry.

 

You know you want an xB when you use Build Your Scion everyday.

 

YOU KNOW YOU DRIVE AN xB WHEN....
YOUR FOGLIGHT COVER HAS FALLEN OFF
YOUR BOTTOM PIECE GRILL HAS ALSO FALLEN OFF TOO

 

CUTE That so applies to you. Get one already before they are all gone.

 

I like the dons
you topped out at 80mph!

 

How about this

- When you turn the wheel your horn honks (accidently)

 

So true

You know you drive an xB when you hit a steep hill and feels like your pulling a boat at the same time