Alright. So heres the story:

In our dinky little country area, we have a cruise night/car show. Consisting of all american muscle and nearly zero imports. Last month I saw a little lonely scion, getting no attention. I'm pretty sure it was a new one the dealership brought over. So I decided that in 2 months at the last big cruise night of the year, I'm gonna give a last push to get some nice add-ons to my car and while I was at it, I was gonna put a stack of the scion cd samplers and magalogs in my trunk and toss them out because, personally, I love the magalogs and cds. Free stuff rocks. Well I sent Scion an e-mail asking if I could have some cds/magalogs to hand out. Although I was denied, they offered a free hat for my enthusiasm. I replied back that I would like a hat and I'll let you guys know if it ever comes in. But I suggest you all give it a try and see if you can get free hats! :D

 

I have free hats---they never seem to fit........

 

it surprises me that they didn't send you a Wax Poetics CD... If you would like one, PM me with your name and address and I'll send you one.

 

some people got free scion hats

 

wtf?

what are magalogs?
and scion condoms????

Why didn't I get some

 

Be careful....Scions are small cars....what do you think Scion condoms are for????

 

wtf, I want scion condoms.

But sex in the back of a tc is difficult IMO.

You may think they're real roomy back there but for a guy that owned an Astro van before his tC....theres no comparison.

 

^^ yeah rug burn

 

i have room in my sexBox. wheres my condoms?

 

I'll give you some!!






Sorry couldn't resist

 

^^

 

You are doing it wrong.....remove the front head rests lower the front seats all the way down and recline the back seats and enjoy the moon light through the glass roof! ...DONE AND DONE!

 

yes, and like that people will enjoy you mooning them too


plus I'm white kinda flashy!

 

If you're going to get naked in the backseat of your car, you dont have the kind of time to remove headrests, recline things into the proper posistion, light candles, and other such things.

You just get down to business and

DO WORK!

 

Not true! This has been proven 100% false numerous times.

 

but you are limited

 

^ I agree.

 

1. gotta worry bout space
2. gotta worry about mooning people unless yr partner is darker than you then u put her/him on top
3. gotta worry bout not damaging CF interior pieces or sound system
4. arms/legs get sore from space restriction
5. got couple of leg cramps - not fun in that situation


is it doable? yes.
will you get pain from it? oh yes
is it worth it? :D

 

how can you folks demoralize a scion any other car is OK. LOL. but a scion. all i can do is shake my head.

 

Lmao, Demoralize? I like to think of it as utilizing, my tC.