^ Is going to eat Chinese.

< Is leaving now to do that....and is very familiar with the drill.

v Is going to be talking to no one.

^ wanted chinese
, took away profile pic LOOOOOOOOOOOONG ago
v prob. one of the pervs that PMed me

^ Guess I am a Perv!!
< Can't wait till "Endless days of Rev 2"
v You going to the show??

^ No, why is everyone asking me to go?

< Has to be at work in 8 minutes.

v Has broken a bone.

^ not right

< has a completly replaced ankle

v ya feel me???

^ nope

< yep

V maybe?

^ about to go postal

< just had breakfast.. a cinimon roll (hot of course) and chocolate milk

v realizes that i never grew up past 7

^ WTF Redneck??
< About to enter HELL once again...
v U really, really, really enjoy it huh???

^ enjoying? yes indeed

< needs to go on a date

v is going to buy my rims!

^ is signle
< is single
v is single

^ very single
< very single
v divorced..

^ Give me a call
< Needs more sleep
v Is going to paypal me $15

Well that didn't work.

^ sure... i got money to blow

< needs paypal ionformation

v you want $15 too?

:rofl: busty :rofl: u got busted

^ F'd up the process
< finds knowing to be half the battle
v eats like a fruit bat

^ Only sometimes

< Just woke up

v Is at work

^ knows me all to well

< having left over chinese for lunch

v still is wanting for me to front the cash for a trip to FLA

^ is wrong

< is now a hs junior

v has an scion

^ is wrong
< has 2 scions
v envies me

^ is wrong
< is lying
v likes claudia

^ only if they are both tc's

< is the fastest kid in his hs

v i wonder what kind of aftershave he has on, it smells good

^ both messed it up :P
< has 2 tCs
v uh yeah u do smell good

^needs to reply to the never ending story
< doesnt shave yet IM GRIZZLY ADAMS _____
v ____es razorblades

^ appreciate it
< has a sleeper tc
v got laid

^ almost

< started the freakin neverending story

v probably gonna be ZTC

^ damn u
< does drive an auto
v drives a stick

^ auto's suck
< cant finish the never ending story
v buy my rims

^ cocky
< drives and auto AND has a hot whip
v bleah

^needs a new rimjob :silly:
<had no choice on tranny
v posted in neverending story

^ yup

< is out of money

v probably wants to give me a couple bucks

^ ell ohh ell
<loves popcorn
v is hot (claudia better respond under me)

^ claudia and i made you kid

< yeah

v wanna go to burger king?

^ noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
< hates BK damn tards
v say it aint sooo

^ it is so. and watch ur mouth ur only 15

< i gotta go crap so i'm done on this game for a while

v come and wipe my butt when i'm done ok

^ is only 1 year older than ZTC :eyebrow:
< just decided what shift knob to get :D
v not gonna tell u!

^ good

< doesnt care

v Hi, im Don and im training to be an alacholic

^ posts entirely too much on this site

< posts entirely too much on this site

V posts entirely too much on this site

^ shhhhhhhhhh

< in denial

v wants to leave work as bad as i do

^ work, haha, i just finished 10th grade

< is a beastly guitar player

v wishes he was a woman

^ young
< *gulps* no wonder I watch p0rn
v no

^ way

< out of things to say

v got somethin new for his scion today

^ was an accident

< loved by all

v considered "challenged"

^ Thought I bought something for my car today....

< Wishes she had

v Probably won't know what to say about me

^ have no clue what to say about her
< one cool dude
V the coolest person ever!

^is correct

<coolest person ever

Vagrees with me and the guy above me

^ no...

< by far the collest person in the world

v hates me more than ever

^ only because you're delusional

< coolest person in the history of every galaxy in every solar system, in every universe

v bears witness to my conceit

^ quite so i suppose

< but i'm just a lil bit cooler

v wouldn't you agree

^ yeh i think he is an accident (jimmy broke)
< is in the same grade as u
v rox my sox

^ was the real accident (claudia and i)

< is in 11th grade dude

v is rocked by my socks as well

^ has smelly socks
< loves his wifes box
v wants to see mywifesbox

^ his wife has a wikid box

< has a not box

v likes watching clocks

^ has a box (in his pants
< is in the 11th grade
v agina

^ watches paint dry

< is realizing that this thread is becoming nothing but high schoo bickering between SCIONshane and ZTC...

v
(\__/)
(O.o )
(> < ) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination!

^is correct about the paint too
< is sorry
v is sorry too

^ doesn't matter, none of it really matter

< the only one that matters

v thinks it's ok to not eat meat

^ is out of their effing mind to think that

< if we wernt ment to eat animals, they wouldnt be so tasty...

v hand me my shot gun daddys hungry [/southern accent]

^ phsyco
< buys from the store
v Takes me to the store to buy the meat!

^ glad to hear you're not a terrorist like those damn vegetarians

< meat, mmmm tasty

v skittles taste like happyness

^ kissing up to me cuz he thinks mywifesbox is tight!
< knows that its tight :p
v would like this insanity to stop

^ yes please

< ohh beer

v hooray beer

^ likes beer i guess
< likes this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8J4MehKRi4&mode=related&search=
v likes this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8J4MehKRi4&mode=related&search=

^ Scionguy thinks we made ^
< doesn't do 16 yrs old
v funny eh

^ What did you just say?

< Got a new job today!!!! And installed a spoiler.

v Drinks Pimp Juice.

^ shhhh, its illegal in forida

< is going to be

v if female, wishes they were here in FLA in bed with me
if male, go to hell

^ I don't know about the bed part.....

< Still wants to go to Florida....

v Thinks I'm fantastic!! haha!!

^ Ur a pretty Hot redHead chica
< Can't wait till Sunday!
v Are u Hot??

^ you just said I was!!

< Realizes he lives pretty close.....

v Hates red heads.

^ wants someone to hate her.
< wondering if the carpet matches the drapes
v Can tell me about ^

^ I have a tile floor.....

< Hates when people hate her....

v Has some smart asss comment.....

^ you have no idea!
< wants to see the tile
v gonna invite me to orange, Ca.

^ Has a wife....

< Doesn't live in Orange anymore.....just moved to Irvine.....

v Wants to see my tile floor....

^ Knows I wanna see the tile
< Has a wife but she's not jealous
v will invite me to Irvine instead od Orange to see the tile

^ Only if the wife's not there.....

< Is wondering if mywifesbox notices how young I am....

v Will come to Irvine to see my tile.....

^ laughing at me
< Laughing with wife cuz age is not a problem
v still wants me to see the tile

^ Is considering letting the wife come too because she wants to see it too.....

< Is checking her bank account to see how much plane tickets are.....

v Is still laughing....

^ still looking at bank account
< talking the wife into going to Irvine
v going to clean the tile for company!

^ Will not really come to Irvine.....

< Won't waste her time getting her hopes up....

v Also wants to have a threesome.....

^ wants mywifesbox to come to Irvine
< is on the way if asked
v really wants to ask

^ Might be serious....

< Is wondering if it's ok if I invite another person.....

v Is asked, oh so nicely to come to Irvine for fun.....

^ Getting ready for fun
< looking at calendar for a good day for a road trip
v needs to pm me

^ Will PM me first.....

< Always is ready for fun.

v Will tape the front of the box before any road trips are taken.

^ will get a pm from me soon
< ready for some sleep. Cold shower first!
v will have fun with me soon!

^ Only if wifey comes too.

< Sleep sounds good.

v Will kiss the wife for me now....

^ no wifey here!...Me single
< wants a girl's touch
V touch me???...

^ got a pm from me
< kissed and .... the wife for ^v
v will dream about us

^ If I ever fall asleep....

< Just got a PM.....

v Is going to have a wet dream while dreaming about fun....

^ wet dream about you??
< WHOA!
v ehh??

^ Will realize that it will be the best dream ever....

< Is wondering if he knows what he's getting into....

v Is curious....

^Stephanie bad...lol
< I dont know anymore...
v U curious too??

^ Is always curious.

< Is VERY bad.....

v Has a little bit of a bad side too...

^ WEG

< l33t

V haXor

^ No more sugar 4 you!!
< Wants to know more about Stephanie BADness!!
v That you??

^ must like m&m's

< bout to get cold air and lowering springs

v already has them

^ is completely wrong

< not a car tuning _______

v tunes his car

^ wrong
< mods HER car
v sucka

^ damn

< sucka

V mods THEIR car

^no dum bass no tuning for a while
< wishes i could
v is my fishie

^ I like fishing!

< Just heard a turbo drive out front

v Also wants to know about my badness!! haha!!

^ is gonna show me her badness
< gonna give the badness to ^
v Will want to join

^ no
< mozzarella white
v change the freakkin topic

^ Sorry no can do.

< Wants tc4italy to join.....

v thinks I'm lesbo....

^ are you

< hopes not

v hates me

^ loves S&M
< making a road trip soon
v loves goats

^ ^ ^ wow
< loves scionlife
v who likes chocolate?

^ Not you again....Bleh..
< Wants stephanie to say How Badness u are!!
V U wanna sex me up??

^ You should make a road trip too!

< Is very bad....and kinky....

v Loves to be kinky....

^ has my damn feather

< kiny to the max

v that thing that you do with your tounge is amazing...

^ Hum I lost my tongue!!
< Stephanie PM me w/ Details!!!
v I like what u Do w/ your Tongue...hehe

^ EXCUSE ME
< ....
v ...

^ Likes dots.

< Just got home.

v Loves mutual masturbation.

^ Whoa!...So I do you..You do Me??...haha
< was gonna go to Bolsa Beach Shindig...
v Hows your weekend??

^ ehh

<my weekend is one day long... i have to work tomorrow... damnit

v will blame me for something...

*edited*

^ Just totally ruined the game.

< Is Bolsa Chica today? If it is, someone tell me details so I can be there...

v Will PM me with details so I can go....

^ sure, if i knew what it was

< doesnt even remember posting that.... whoops

v wont ever forgive me

^ never

< (sound of cricket chirping)

v might forgive him tho

^ Maybe....

< Went to Bolsa Chica and had the time of her life!! (Go TRC!!!) and wondered why TeeCizzle wasn't there

v Is also mad at TeeCizzle for not going.

^ didnt come and Pick me Up!!
< ready 4 bedtime....
v Whats your fantasy??

^ I was supposed to pick him up??

< Will be angry until it is made up to me.

v Drank some of my Jager at Bolsa Chica.... >:/

^ Hey u havent written me back on Lamespace yet..*sad*
< Just got back from CarShow!!
v Where were u at then??

^ Did not know this was going on....

< Really wants to go cruising.....to Cooks....

v Will go with me tonight at midnight....

^ OKie...then I get to see ur Badness??
< Hella tired!
V Massage me......

^ Are you serious about going? It's awsome.

< Only messages people that message her.

v Will message me and get a reply.

^ Of course *magic fingers*..haha,,what kinda reply?
< Hum...If I lived in Stephanies area I would!!
v Hey there....

^ Fine....I guess I'll go alone..... :(

< Is going to go cruise a beautiful road all by herself at midnight....

v Doesn't care that I'm crying.

^ Hum...sorry?...U gonna w/b to me on LameSpace??
< I like Floss'in by myself!!
v Maybe u could roll in my Hotnezz:)

^ Roll IN your hotness?? In your car?

< Wrote back....

v Is mean

^ wishes I was Mean...haha
< Resizing the Pics I took today!!
v U taste sweet?

^ Of course.....

< Is going to Cooks tonight with someone...whether it's TeeCizzle or not....

v Will go with me....

^ See ya Soon!!
< needs a Nap!
v HaHa

^ Sweet!

< Needs to go shopping....

v Thinks I'm crazy!

^Crazy Yummy...hehe
< U made my night Stephanie!
v Hows your day?

^ doesn't sound like it was as good as urs

< eh

v pm me please

^ About what?

< Just got off work! Yay for first day!

v Is a very nice person.

^ I hope so!..
< Stoopid headlights wont adjust!!
v work sucks...

^ nope! I work for Griots Garage! Everyday here is awesome!

< loves his job

V is glad snickers satisfies

^ oh ya!!!

< loves her job....so far....

v Knows I'm getting wheels for free!!

^ is getting wheels for free only because she wants me...

< right now has a scion up on blocks for reasons not referring to this thread...

v knows i broke something

^ u broke my heart!
< Knows Stephanie wants ME!!...lol..haha
v Who do you want??

^ i want my gf back

< wants his gf back

v wants some pretzels

^ now thats just creepy

< is eating pretzel goldfish right now

V knows the secret ingredient in pretzel goldfish

^ Duh! Real fish!!

< Is having a sad day...but doesn't know why?

v Will chear me up!

^ Wish I could...I doubt u let me...haha
< Hungry...cooking!
v Hola person down there

^ give me some of what ever ur cooking!!!

< wants some of TeeCizzle's food

v will think of blowing up the white house

^ buenos dias!

< Gueten tag?

V nyet?

^ SPEAK ENGLISH PLEASE!!!!!

<still wants TeeCizzle's food

v WILL NOT SPEAK SPANISH

^ Beat me to it :eyebrow:
< waiting for new season of Top Chef :love:
v Might hate themselves :silly:

^ not today, its my birthday.

< w00t I'm 25, cheaper insurance!

V loves my sexy humps

^ knows me all to well

< hey, ^ is old

v dont you agree

^ For sure!!

< Birthday is in 7 days!!

v Birthday is in October.

^ No, my birthday is in August

< Has a cold.

v Likes black olives?

^ Prefers the green ones!

< Is going to be working on her birthday.

v Always works on thier birthday.

^ Yes. What kind of jerk takes their birthday off of work, lol?

< Is still sick.

v Will go to the store and buy me tissues so I don't have to keep using toilet paper?

^ I'll buy you tissues, soup, and a rectal thermometer!

< Did I just say rectal??

v Wow.

^Wow is right
<finally gave in to peer presure and is participating in this thread
VNeeds to check out the "other" forum

^ The dirty one?

< I'm a clean girl..........hehe

v Is laughing.

^Haha
<was reffering to jenna (it's only slightly dirty without ztc)
V(I'll pass no judgement on this person)

^ Jenna doesn't have a forum anymore *sniff*

< Will pass on the rectal thermo from the supposedly "clean" girl, lol ;)

v Can have the rectal thermo.

^ No thanks, why do you think I offered it?! haha!

< Wondering if you would even feel the rec....uh....what?

v hehe...awkward......

^wow... yeah this is pretty awkward
<thinks awkward is a funny word and jenna needs to reply to kanundrum on her debate topic
Vlikes coke over pepsi

^ Yes, likes Coke over Pepsi

< Scared to go back there. Should of just kept mouth shut.

v Last ate what?

^needs to come back, nuthing to be scared off
<just ate a sandwhich
V knows i havent played this in a while.

^ uh............cheese and turkey rolls.....

< Loves debates....

v Where is this debate you're talking about??

^That is top secret info, I could be seduced however...
<agrees that there is nothing to be scared of
Vis now going to go reply

^ Genious.....

< I'll show him what I wear to work if he tells me...

v Wants to tell me....

^ on the dirty board that's not mine as previously discussed, lol.

< Is scared and regrets even saying anything. Feels worse after venting.

v Misses the good, daily, seattledave debates.

^Haha... you think I'm that easy?
<Is that easy
V Wasn't hungry before but watch this... CHEESEBURGER!

^ Works magic!!!

< Knows he wants to see...........

v Will tell me where this forum is....

^It's in a magical land that can only be found by those who know where it is
<Dam, made myslef hungry
Vthinks jenna needs to return

^ Fine.

< Can see when she's not wanted. Is leaving now.

v Good job nimrod!! haha!! (that sounded funny!!)

^ I thinking I might be One...lol
< Changed Brake Pads today...woo-hoo!
V have u checked your Pads??

^ Yep...I brake checked a guy the other day...they work fine!!

< Just applied for Tustin Toyota and Scion!!

v Loves Scion!!

^ knows exactly what i love..

< bored....

v Hi

^ What's up?
< Bout to eat a chicked quesadilla
V Probably will just go wit the cheeseburger

^ I had a steak, but thanks anyway!

< Is wondering what it is Redneck loves....

v knows what he loves....

^ Thats better than the quesadilla and the burger
< Love's a glass of scotch, poetry, and of course my good friend baxter
V Is getting hungry cuz of all the food talk

^ I love anchorman!!

< Is going to Cooks tonight!!

v I'm just going to flat out say it: I want to be on you.

^ What's cooks?
< I WANNA BE ON YOU
V Also loves Boondock Saints?

^ Never saw it...and am ____ed!!

< Cooks is a twisty windy road that is gorgeous and tests your suspension!!

v Loves roads liek that!

^ Eh its ok..
< Cook's sounds fun!!
v U going to Cook's too??

^ duh....and 3 other people are going with me!!

< Can't wait till everyone gets here!

v Wanna go?

^ buy me a plane ticket

< doesnt really want to fly, but will

v yeah about last night...

^ It was great, wasn't it.

< Is trying to see how many plane tickets she's supposed to buy....

v you want one too?

^ You're givin them out?
< Yeah, from Curacao to LA?
V He/she'll take one too

^ No, I live here.....

< Is now looking at her dad's bank to get some money!!

v You'll be flying to John Wayne Airport in the OC, ok?

^ ok pilgrim

< cant believe he just said that

v slow down ill be there to do that in a little while, i understand

^ must be wearing his cowboy hat to tight

< speeds up

v wants to go fast

^ knows why i bought my xB

< he is going to bed

v well, seeing as how i dont know who will be responding to this until tomorrow morning when i wake up... make up your own thing, im tired of leading you... your a big boy/girl... you can go off on your own

^ lol good night!!!

< wants a new exhaust, but needs a short shifter first cuz its to annoying :no:

v will eat a burrito tomorrow and add a "o" to the end of every word

^ Justo geto botho
< Io justo mighto eato ao burritoo
V willo haveo too reado thiso twiceo

^ noo io wonto. io noo howo too speako likeo this oOoOoOo

< wantso ao taco

v willo also talko likeo thisoOoOoOo lolo :rofl:

^ ito iso prettyo funo. Geto ao tacoo
<probablyo doubledo myo posto counto justo tonighto
V haso abouto 1000o moreo postso thano meo

^ io wisho io dido lolo

< wantso ano exhausto ando shorto shiftero

v willo buyo meo ao exhausto and shorto shiftero

^ Mayebeo
< Io chargeo 33%o interesto
V Heo/sheo probablyo haso ao bettero interesto rateo foro youo

^ io giveo myselfo interesto???

< iso veryo confusedo

v iso goingo to sayo goodnighto. IMO OUTO!!!!!!! BURRITO!!! TACO!!! DOGO!!!! SCIONO!!!! NIGHTO!!!!

^ Byeo!!

< Iso nowo changingo theo lettero too ao...

v Willa youa followa thea rulea??

^ Helped me w/ Brakes..haha
< is a dumb, dumb when it comes to Brakes..
v How are u w/ Brakes?

^ You didn't follow the rules, so I won't either
< Don't know about my brakes. I haven't seen my car in 4months
V Has good brakes

^ heck yeah i got good brakes still on my orginals at 30K and my e-brake still holds good!!! :shock:
<sofa king bored as funk
v isn't as bored as me

^ haha at Avatar!!...awesome!
< Fixed squeal'in!!..*hopefully*
v U enjoy Squeal'in huh??

^ only if its a female
< tired from cooking RIBS all day
v loves the Irish people

^ Some people think I'm Irish....

< I love my red hair!!

v You love it too?

^I loved the way it Feels!...Yep!
< Went to Gymhakana today!!
v Why didnt you go???

^ Gymhakana?
< I went to the regular gym today
v He/She will tell me what Gymhakana is

^ It's a place that a car club of all different cars meet.

< Was supposed to go, but had to work.

v Hates when that happens!

^ Yup *embrassed* ..still enjoyed it!!
< I posted pics of Gymkhana in "off topic*
v How you doin suga??

^ Wonderful!!

< How does he know what I taste like?

v What do you taste like?

^ I taste like Rice!
< Really bored....
v Massage me now!!

^ sorry but your not my type
< just got a massage from my wonderful g/f
v might beable to help TeeCizzle out

^ okey dokey

< gives a beastly massage

v hmmmm, juicy

^ If u were a Chica...
< Hella Bored...Wheres S at???
v Watch your hand!

^ i don't have hands, i have CLAWWWWWS (insert evil laugh)

< psht

v say whaaaaaaa?

^ You're crazy.

< S is here!!

v Eats manginas.

^ says that only cuz she is ____ed because i have yet to fly her to Florida...

< eats manwhich's

v wanna cookie

^ YES!!!!!

< wants his bro to say OK and put on the badgeless rear garnish

v will think my bro is not smart for not saying OK to put the badgeless garnish on.
(im not sure if he doesnt trust me or something, but my dad can always do the instal)

^ Totally.......

< Is still waiting to go to Florida.....

v Has a spicy mouth.

^is correct
< mad tired & sleepy
V would like a nap as well.

^ Slept in until 2pm

< Posted on "pending" and thinks you should make it "threadjackers inc." again.

v Has had Mono?

^ I got it from U...hahaha
< Got WeatherTech visors today...Yeppie!
v Got Visors?

^ I have visors in my xBs

< Had mono at 15

v Will massage my feet?

^ knows i would love to, but i cant

< eating dinner @ 12.33 AM EST because he just got home from a 16 hour day at work, is looking forward to tuesday and wednesday being twelve hour days... then having 4 days off from working for the rat

v i have this tingliing sensation that your gonna ask me for disney tickets

^ Mr. Disney is a pervert and will not ask for tickets....... ever
< cut my finger real good today and it hurts real bad (1/4 of my nail is gone as well as a small portion of the tip)
v knows how it feels to be drunk and still in pain

^ oh yeah onl thing worse than getting sh*tfaced is the morning after
< shivvers
v has the clap

^^ thats clapPER.. P E R at the end

<< to much late night tv

VV hooked the clapper up to the Magic Bullet

^^ should get back to work
<< should too (and turn off the clapper bullet)
vv had a bad work ethic

^ Nope! I am really good at work!!

< doesn't know why....she sits bored with a computer in front of her daily....

v Has a crappy job.

^ Only Crappy Pay!...Job is Decent..
< S is funny girl!...hehehe
v Hum Whatcha-Whatcha want??

^ its crappy due to my co-worker i have to deal with every day
< not doing a thing
v doing the same thing as i'm doing

^ Pretty much.

< I'm funny girl!!

v Doesn't like smashed potatoes.

^ Dang..That is a FACT!!...lol
< Likes Rice a lot...
V Whats the Next Car Event??

^ i have absolutely NO idea.

< is bored

v will eat a apple tomorrow

^ Scion Exposed 4.0 Jaxville this weekend...

< someone stole my interior...

v is the world really flat

^ dont really know
< just got to work
v make that booty clap

^ * clap clap clap*

< is stalled on progress with his car now

V will send me a free part for my xA

^ I'll send you a 10mm bolt!!

< For some reason I think I'm clever.

v Doesn't have custom plates.

^ is right
< needs tint more
v painted at least on thing on their scion

^ Nope! Nothing.......yet......

< Might get custom plates for her birthday tomorrow! Woohoo!!

v Can you guess what they'll say?

^ MMMmmmBoxxxy
< Found a proxy I can get into websites!!
v U got proxy??

^ i've got so much proxy you need epoxy to hold it all together and a lot of moxie to talk about it, foxy....

< l33t

V Im in ur base killin all yor d00ds

^ Nice rhyme!!

< Is now officially 19.

v How old are you?

^ TOO damn OLD!!
< I made S a B-day Thread!
V You Old too?

^ Haha, I saw!! Thanks!!

< Is happy with her age.

v Is going to get me a gift?

^ I'll get u a Gift alright...*wink, wink*...hahaha
< Bored at work!!!!!
v Intrigue ME!!!

^ FER Shizzle in the hizzle fo rizzle. Your mind can bend a spoon....

< isnt too intriguing

V cannot fathom why they are posting in this thread...

^ Got that right
< Is spacing out. Cannot fathom anything
v probably can fathom better than me

^ Am trying hard to fathom how I'm going to decide which badbutt cellphone to buy tomorrow

< Really is freaking excited to buy a new phone

v Will have a "lesser" phone than I, come tomorrow. lol

^ whats a phone

< hungry and bored

v lets go get something to eat...

^ hey your paying for it why not

< is getting a free meal wooo

v is gonna join us cause redneck is buying us a meal!!!

^ redneck doesnt buy anything for anyone.... cept boogers...

< is laughing but knows the above isnt that funny

V hates the smell of pine trees mixed with lint remover