^I'm there for the blue and yellow purple pillz....
< is at work....as usual.....doesn't know alex....
V DRIVES AN xA?????

 

^

< is bored to death at work...

v used to drive a honda something...

 

^is completely wrong.......
< is a mitsubishi guy......well..toyota now..hehe
V.....drives an xa?? (i'll say it till it's right..)

 

^ getting frustrated

< was going to post after him last time but though I should give the xA a chance

v hasn't walked more than 200ft in the last 10 years

 

^ umm.wrong!

< mailman by trade (also former marine)

v always wanted to be a mailman

 

^ really Cliff Claven

< imaging laptops like a madman

v knows there's no xA owners playin' this game...

 

^ cuz there is hardly any xa owners period
< went to hooters for lunch
V doesnt know wut hooters is

 

^ I rule the Strip Cheese Sandwich
< DayQuil is putting me to sleep
V Doesn't drive an xA

 

^ correctomundo (altho I used to drive an Echo, so almost...)

< not feeling very funny right now

v will make me look bad with a really good one...

 

^ would have built a fast Echo
< would have built a fast Echo
V Wants a echo as a beater car

 

^almost got that right
< wants to build a lightweight 1zz echo for auto x/sleeper
V thinks i'm a dumbass for thinking so

 

^ stick with a 510

< wants to bebuilt like the bionic man

v thinks Betty White is hot

 

^ Actually wants to be built like The Scionic Man (after sitting around for 6 months, you will have my muscle tone)

< wondering why he's not sneaking out of work early

v is still holding out hope for the NHL strike to be resolved

 

^ nope i hate any kind of sports that ruins my tv programing

< damn red wing boots is making my ankles in dire pain

v buy me a better pair of red wings will ya

 

^ should get sandals instead
< needs new dress shoes
V gonna wear heels tonight

 

^ Would be right if I weren't all hopped up on DayQuil
< Wears heels lots of nights
V Is shorter than me when I got'em on.

 

^ not exactly
< is going to a scion meet tonight
V wishes they had a scion meet tonight.

 

^ Totally right bro!

< has been saying "bro" way more than usual lately!

v is "kickin' it old school"

 

^ dude chill with that bro

< thats the only way to kick it bro

V will make fun of my overuse of the word bro

 

^ Bro, you need to chill on the bro, Bro...

< has two bros

v drives a Brougham