^ no thanks, I need to know which ones

< just went to the scion dealer

v doesn't own a scion

 

^ Wrong! Step off, buddy.

< Doesn't not own Scion

v Wishes they had a wife that would wash thier car like mine

 

^ wrong, she wouldn't be careful enough

< Is glad its Friday, wishes it would stop raining

v Can't watch enough of Martha getting out of jail, MJ going in...

 

^ Couldn't care less about MS or MJ

< Can't wait for the weekend to start

v Probably has to work this weekend.

 

^ wrong!

< not working at all for yhe next 3-6 months

v wants to be my new best friend

 

^ thinks i'm sexy
<thinks i'm sexy
v thinks i'm sexy

 

^ thinks he's Rod Stewart

< listening to Modest Mouse (not bad for new stuff)

v what are you listening to?

 

^ I'm listening to Prince Paul, thanks for asking!
< Is still mourning the loss of Ego Trip magazine, but loves the books
V Has no idea who and what I just talked about

 

v thinks hes hot ____
<im hot ____
^ewww hot ____

 

^ ignore him, maybe he will go away

< thats what i do with annoyimg neighborhood kids

v not him

 

^ ahahhaah i thought u were ingnoring me
< im so lonley
v would u be my friend

 

^ um sure
< all my friends are working , school , school and work , or are in the military , and me having no job leaves me oh so sad and lonely , quite depressing
V doesnt give a schnit what happens in any of our lives but pretends to play along with us(evil mastermind)

 

^ no job still?
< thinks it must be kickass to have no job, but not to have no money :-\
V loves money. (who doesn't?)

 

^ wants to win lottery

< wishes he could go to work

v wants to win lottery

 

^ plays Lottery Home Version - lighting dollar bills on fire (odds of winning about the same)

< paid off his Scion on Day 1

v used to collect cans for cash

 

^ nope

< in a don't give a sh*t mood and very bored too

v huh

 

^ bored

< bored

v bored

 

^ bored
< Trying to psych myself into working on a new project, but not succeeding
V Can convince me to work on it

 

^ work on a new project i am your master

< in a world of pain right now

V wants a TWIX

 

^ wants some of my painkillers

< not giving away painkillers

v take his mind off the pain