View Full Version : Little known facts about the Scion xB


cherryBox
02-01-2006, 05:23 PM
I'm sure there are some that I forgot. little help here?

:rofl:

ElChupacabra
02-01-2006, 05:39 PM
I hate to say it but the ones concerning the xB being fast.... ...WTF? There is no way they can market it as being even remotely fast. So I guess the one about the interior space gets my vote.

cherryBox
02-01-2006, 05:53 PM
^^^uhhh... it was just for fun...

See, you would say something like,
"The scion xB gets better gas mileage than a solar powered calculator."

Then I would say, "haha. good one."

:silly:

Tamago
02-01-2006, 06:03 PM
postwhore

Max2k
02-01-2006, 06:14 PM
The scion xB is not chuck norris. In fact, i bet chuck norris would beat you down for appropriating his meme.

cherryBox
02-01-2006, 06:17 PM
:bow:

midtowndesi
02-01-2006, 06:35 PM
^^^uhhh... it was just for fun...

See, you would say something like,
"The scion xB gets better gas mileage than a solar powered calculator."

Then I would say, "haha. good one."

:silly:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: - that is the most wackiest ____ing thing i've heard all week! thank you for the good laugh!

ElChupacabra
02-01-2006, 07:36 PM
I would definately vote for the solar powered calculator line. That is freakin hilarious! Im telling my next xB customer that immediately. I bet it helps me sell a car.

chewy7719
02-01-2006, 10:53 PM
Chuck Norris once attempted to roundhouse kick an xB. But Chuck Norris was too amazed by the amazing mpg, interior space, and all around coolness. To this day the xB is the only thing Chuck Norris has shown mercy on.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com

bbcrud
02-01-2006, 11:45 PM
I hate to say it but the ones concerning the xB being fast.... ...WTF? There is no way they can market it as being even remotely fast. So I guess the one about the interior space gets my vote.

Nope, not fast at all. But not a bad little road warrior.

We had a road-trip meet last week-end and my little xB (RS2.0 With CAI and header) loped up the hills on SE NM just fine.

The trip was a blast and I highly recommend it to other clubs and dealers around the country if you're trying to build your own Scion community.

Nozerider
02-02-2006, 02:45 AM
The starting of the xB's 1.5 L engine caused Pangea to break apart.




*slides over everyone's head*

chorobe
02-02-2006, 11:06 PM
I hate to say it but the ones concerning the xB being fast.... ...WTF?

Hey fast is doable if you add the right stuff to the car. I bought mine with a turbocharger, wouldn't have it any other way...cuz I got the need for speed and am poor to boot.

jthebear
02-02-2006, 11:14 PM
Don't feed it anything for a week.....that is a fast